Reading through the list of the rest of the rules included in the legislation makes funny reading when you compare them.
You CAN NO longer keep a dog confined for any period of time in a car. But you CAN have sex with said dog on the backseat/front seat/on the roof/in the trunk/on the bonnet of the car.
You CANNOT make your pet perform any tricks for an audience if it causes them any "anxiety". You CAN use that same pet as a masturbatory aid in the privacy of your own home however.
I've also just found out that bestiality is still legal in Finland and West Virginia.
Reading through the list of the rest of the rules included in the legislation makes funny reading when you compare them.
You CAN NO longer keep a dog confined for any period of time in a car. But you CAN have sex with said dog on the backseat/front seat/on the roof/in the trunk/on the bonnet of the car.
You CANNOT make your pet perform any tricks for an audience if it causes them any "anxiety". You CAN use that same pet as a masturbatory aid in the privacy of your own home however.
I've also just found out that bestiality is still legal in Finland and West Virginia.