It’s funny how for a hundred years or more the various branches constantly made fun of the others for being pussies either for real policies or urban legend / made-up shit like the legend that Air Force cadets get some kind of card they can hold up if the drill instructor is being too mean to them.

Now the branches are engaged in a battle to out-pussy each other. Soon the legend is going to be that the Air Force is the worst branch because they DON’T have those cards (even though they probably will!)