See this is the same complaint the British get for why they have so many antiques in their museums
Because gun beats spear
It's not our fault that you savages try to rush someone with your hands or with random objects when we even show off OPENLY we're packing heat. That's just Darwinism at It's finest.
And even when you lot use guns its this idiotic sideways 'look at me, I'm a gangster!' bullshit which is why the police or sensible concealed carry guy usually win..
See this is the same complaint the British get for why they have so many antiques in their museums.
We don't have "Museums" here in the UK, We have "Trophy Cabinets"
Related joke,
Why is the Colosseum in Rome, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, still in Piza, The Great Pyramids still in Egypt, the Castillo at Chichén Itzá and the Taj Mahal in India?
Because they were too big to carry to the British Museum.
Nah it's why when white people get serious, they get empire's spanning the known world!
You cry about 'being a real man/honour' meanwhile we step over your corpse and provide the daddy figure your wife/girlfriend/female relative never had lol
See this is the same complaint the British get for why they have so many antiques in their museums
Because gun beats spear
It's not our fault that you savages try to rush someone with your hands or with random objects when we even show off OPENLY we're packing heat. That's just Darwinism at It's finest.
And even when you lot use guns its this idiotic sideways 'look at me, I'm a gangster!' bullshit which is why the police or sensible concealed carry guy usually win..
See this is the same complaint the British get for why they have so many antiques in their museums.
We don't have "Museums" here in the UK, We have "Trophy Cabinets"
Related joke,
Why is the Colosseum in Rome, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, still in Piza, The Great Pyramids still in Egypt, the Castillo at Chichén Itzá and the Taj Mahal in India?
Because they were too big to carry to the British Museum.
The British: you sure we can't fit it on the boat? Can't even get a bigger boat?
Alright new plan, take over everything surrounding the building!
Nah it's why when white people get serious, they get empire's spanning the known world!
You cry about 'being a real man/honour' meanwhile we step over your corpse and provide the daddy figure your wife/girlfriend/female relative never had lol