'Heed these words, literally nobody told thee to get whitegirl wasted on mead and thence straddle Chadwicke Von Thundershaft. A little prudence goes a long way towards personal "greatness". Verily, now thine "greatness" art the wonders of motherhood, thou ungrateful retard.'
There was a pause
'Heed these words, literally nobody told thee to get whitegirl wasted on mead and thence straddle Chadwicke Von Thundershaft. A little prudence goes a long way towards personal "greatness". Verily, now thine "greatness" art the wonders of motherhood, thou ungrateful retard.'
And verily did the hoe then seethe.
Indeed, there is meme material in this image just for how pretentious it is on its own.
Hmm ... if we're going olde-school would it be better to finish "thou ungrateful knave"?
I thought about it, but I like serving the dish cold to the kind of person projecting onto the character.