'Heed these words, literally nobody told thee to get whitegirl wasted on mead and thence straddle Chadwicke Von Thundershaft. A little prudence goes a long way towards personal "greatness". Verily, now thine "greatness" art the wonders of motherhood, thou ungrateful retard.'
There was a pause
'Heed these words, literally nobody told thee to get whitegirl wasted on mead and thence straddle Chadwicke Von Thundershaft. A little prudence goes a long way towards personal "greatness". Verily, now thine "greatness" art the wonders of motherhood, thou ungrateful retard.'
And verily did the hoe then seethe.
If I could suggest one alteration ... make the guy Chadwick (or Chadwicke, if we're doing the olde school thing) von Thundershaft.
Yeah, Cuthbert the Cuckold is one to keep in the back pocket.
Chef kiss