While what you're saying is true, keep in mind that there's an underlying ideology and things can change very easily. If enough people used these new sexual orientations to be straight but not on paper, then they'd likely crack down on them. The wokists do engage in purity spirals fairly often, so some options may not be safe forever.

The name idea is actually pretty brilliant. And it's something that can easily be done in some countries. I don't know what it's like in the US, but in the UK you can get these documents called deed polls really easily which allow you to legally change your name arbitrarily. This strategy will probably become a lot more common in countries like the UK where it's easy to change your name.

Also, wow. That's an interesting anecdote, the sheer shamelessness on display is astounding. Alphabet people and minorities truly are more privileged than the actual natives that built their own country.