DUCK AND COVER, PEOPLE!
[Though hopefully the sale of Crystal Dynamics to Embracer might prevent this from happening.]
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Lemme guess: Lara passes on the mantle of Tomb Raider to a strong trans-woman of color who fights to decolonize private collections and returns artifacts to the proud people they were so savagely stolen from.
Hit me up Netflix. I can churn out retarded nonsense like that all day!
You made one tiny little mistake... Lara is not passing the mantle of tomb raider, she is the transgender from the get go.
Netflix doesn't allow for things like that. It has to be extra woke from the beginning.
MAXIMUM WOOOOOKE!
[mobile suit gundam thunderbolt s1/december sky soundtrack intensifies as Nonceflix goes all out with franchise butchery]
To be fair, Lara returning ancient artifacts to the tombs to appease the spirits would be perfectly viable.