“The Pride Fellowship is a 10-week internship program for hardworking rising juniors and seniors who identify as a part of the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer (LGBTQ+) community.”
Anyone want to apply so you have grounds to file a claim with the feds? :)
Just tell them you're non-binary with he/him/they/them pronouns, aka 'I'm straight but I want brownie points'.
I'm sure there's a variety of demisexual _____romantic that describes only being sexually & romantically attracted to people you have emotional attachment to, and sounds quite pride-ish in construction, but is actually describing the vast majority of people. Then you identify as bi, but only as a 1 or 2 on the Kinsey scale.
You've basically described yourself in their terms, so you get your brownie points and actual consideration. If you can hide your power-level, so much the better.
Am I suggesting subversion? Absolutely.
Long march through their institutions and see how they like it.
If you say 'Demisexual Homosocial' you're effectively saying you only have sex with women you love, and you primarily only socialize with other men.
That would be a progressive jargon way of saying 'I fuck my wife and I don't talk to other women'.
Shit, I don't even have to lie to say I'm non-binary, because 'non-binary' is referring to gender, not sex. Since I don't believe the concept of 'gender' exists as anything other than some shit cooked up by Dr. John Money to help justify sex with children, I am therefore non-binary. And also non-analog.