Governor DeSantis Signs Declaration That ‘The Last Jedi’ Sucked
(babylonbee.com)
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It sucked less than the other two
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RoS was just plain stupid. Barely any of it was memorable. I can't remember enough of it to criticize it, except the stupid twist they it was palpatine all along. Was han a force ghost? How? He wasn't blue or whatever. He was just there. The whole movie was a mess.
TFA tried to be a remake of ANH, but terrible. Rey doesn't need training. She just believes really hard. Finn has no force power at all and doesn't immediately stab himself with the lightsaber. Frankly, the only reason I sorta remember the plot is because it was the same plot as ANH.
TLJ was memorable and had a theme. The theme was basically "nothing matters" and it didn't fit with the other movies. I agree with all the other plot hole criticisms. I'm not going to claim it was good. The others were worse.
I never watched ROS so i dont care, tbh, you should have learned with TLJ and SOLO. When they described his name. Total cringe and non-fan worthy.
TFA was bad but it wasnt offensive. how much lore breaking do you remember from the faggot awakens besides finn? every scene in tlj broke lore.
shitting your pants while meeting your celebrity crush would be as memorable as the last jedi. and frankly preferable to wasting 3 hours with it.
the theme wasnt nothing matters, there was 50 messages of 'dont fight what you hate' 'attack the past' and 'strong wamen can save everything'. the majority of heroism is from the strong wamen, and even poe doesnt destroy the first starcruiser. so thats not really the theme that you meantioned. and being memorable like getting a blowjob from your stepsister isnt really a winning point for a film, imho.
You cant claim it wasnt good, but that it was also better than the others, hahaha.
RO was the only "less bad" diswars entry. TLJ is definitively the worst AAA film of all time. And im including all stepsister porn films in that category (for the narrative quality).