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posted ago by GeneralBoobs ago by GeneralBoobs +22 / -0

Honestly, none of this boring shit was worth a standalone post, but was semi-relevant to what we have discussed here. If this post format violates the rules (I don't see it on the sidebar) please let me know.

First up, its "The Boy Who Cried Wolf of Wall Street!" - Bill Ackerman, who helped sink several companies for profit by smearing them in the news and cried to President Trump on national television to create the first lockdowns for profit has bought the dip in Netflix's stock to the tune of $1.1 Billion. Wokeflix about to be taken to the cleaners in the upcoming Midterm Backlash?

Next is "Desperately Seeking Attention" - Patrisse Cullors, former leader of a BLM grifting sect and current HOA villain, did an interview to promote her new book and laid some stunning new gems for us such as: Blaming white people for not knowing about the bullshit lingo she just made up 5 minutes ago, claiming people pointing out she was a rich conartist and a racist was a far-right conspiracy to get her killed, and how Warner Brothers has given her her own plantation.

After that is "Tinker, Taylor, Dumbass, Pedo" - Kevin Spacey lost a case for violating the morals clause of his contract and was ordered to pay $31 million for the damages this did to the production of House of Cards and the production team. He is appealing this by saying "It's pedowood. Everyone does it!"

Now, we come to "Disney Presents: The Glass Tabletop" - Some little dick climbed on a glass tabletop while Disney laid underneath it and took a shit on it. Disney is now investigating more midget scat porn.

Next to next-to-last is "12 & 1/2 Weeks Later: An Unpunished Murder" - Alec Baldwin is arguing in a civil lawsuit from one of the crew on the set of his snuff film cannot sue him because it was an onset accident, thus he is not liable, the government of New Mexico is for letting him kill a woman in their state.

Next to last is "How Salty Is My Cunt?" - Ron Pearlman is angry his most recent flop about just how very important, vital, and necessary hollywood is, and something about a disaster, decided to pull a Donald Trump and attacked the press. He says the press is trying to co-opt and maintain their importance in the face of the internet making them no longer the only source of information. Right after, he gently sniffed Morpheus' right hand, before swallowing the offered blue pill and falling back to sleep.

Not quite last "Forrest Dump" - Spotify gave into a Terrorist's Demands...and removed his music. In unrelated news: Joe Rogan had on Jordan Peterson and it was a pothead's dream.

"FINALLY, it happened to me, right in front of my face, and I just cannot hide it." - Dan Bongino is about to declare war on Youtube.