Recently my daughters have been big on wanting to watch the Pirates films. For the most part rewatching them I haven't seen anything to egregious. Then we watched On Stranger Tides. Now I haven't seen this movie since I half watched it with my old college gf when it came out. Even then I remember feeling the movie was biased against Christianity. Specifically the feckless missionary who doesn't have any balls.
I digress. Even back then and now seeing it again I think the twist with the Spanish Catholics is great. Maybe I am biased since I'm Catholic. But the way they just destroy all the pagan shit while all the British and pirates are confused is great. "Only God can grant eternal life, not this pagan water. Men destroy this profane temple". I remember reading reviews back then considering the Spanish villains. Now I see them as heroes.
It's a shit movie, but unintentionally based.
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They're 9 and 7. Do college is a ways away. Don't have an idea about college yet, BUT they are both in a private baptist school (their mother is baptist).
Don't assume that's enough. At best that buys you more time to instill good moral teaching, and at worst it makes you complacent and teaches your kids how to be good at hiding stuff from you.
Plenty of sluts at my Evangelical Christian high school, despite it having one of the better reputations in the area.