Every attempt of history of these guys, from their scientology to their egyptology, is "Europeans were poor dirt farmers who lived in mud huts while we built castles. And then somehow we lost and now we're living in huts while they built Notre Dame and Florence in the 1500's don't ask us how we suddenly collapsed besides racism"

I'd love to know how a Wuzzer justifies being blown from what is essentially the 1800's in their minds into the stone age by a group of hicks that had no guns no tanks no electricity nothing but seven boats, twenty swords, and a few bow and arrows.