Be me, 79 years old living in top floor apartment facing Breadline
One day have old bread crumbs about to expire
Toss crumbs from balcony onto plebeians below, they swarm and fight over morsels
"I am Bernie, King of Cucks"
Start throwing crumbs everyday for plebs
Plebs swarm
Be a month after doing this, now around 10,000 plebs showing up outside my apartment every day before noon for daily feeding ritual
"I am Bernie, King of Cucks"
One day come to balcony to see Bye Den and Harrasss feeding my plebs
Little faggots are trying to usurp me
"I am Bernie, King of Cucks"
Go grab two whole loaves of bread and chop them up into a million crumbs
Go to balcony
10,000 plebeians see me and go still in solemn respect for my mittens
Yell at faggot kids "I am Bernie, King of Cucks"
They depose me, steal my apartment and my breadcrumbs
Now I sit alone with my mask and my mittens
I lul softly
"I am Bernie, King of Cucks"
I had to drop a close friend of mine because he threatened to hurt me if I didn’t vote for Biden.I wish I was joking. He was a massive Bernie Bro who believed we were gonna get college “for free!” And he always said “Bernie really speaks to the young people like they’re his equals!” Looking back on it, he really want that much of a friend as I thought.