Pope Joe Biden will wash away the Original Sin of the USA.
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Oh, fuck off with that "native" thing. Redskins came from Asia, and share a recent common ancestor with other hairless Asian human populations. Stop it with accepting their myths that they just grew up out of the ground or crawled out of a cave. There are NO apes truly "native" to the Americas. Or Australia, for that matter. The earliest humans to these continents weren't just migrants, but INVASIVE SPECIES. White colonization was just "wave 2".
But I think the general acceptance of the out of Africa theory is a myth by the same groups. What if the cradle of humanity is actually the Americas? Not that it matters, given that the whole "first nation" bullshit is just another lever on the white man bad machine.
I doubt it, because New World monkeys didn't produce ape-like lifeforms as far as I remember anything, unless Bigfoot/Sasquatch counts. :P
The thing is, yes, apes originated in Africa. But they radiated from there, and likely a lot earlier than people are proclaiming. The fucking orangs didn't swim to Asia. They, too share a common ancestor that likely evolved from some African monkey. Unless they find evidence of pre-humanoid chimp-like apes in Asia or Europe ... I'm open to that, but I think humans ARE the major primate species of Eurasia, and have been since the "wood age".
Maybe genetics can point to which short-tailed/tailless monkey group did cough up the brachiating set.
As for specifically hairless, fat-bearing apes, well, they need clothing and fire before they can invade temperate forest biomes. Unless hairy apes developed that stuff first, and genetic drift and sexual selection went from there to trade hair for body fat, and the genes spread outward from there.
Late edit, I noticed brain farts produced the wrong words.
The cradle of man is likely the middle east. Every racial group meets there.