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Modded Skyrim is a Christmas tradition for me as well.

The Dunmer will be urban American blacks, who have been forced in to ghettos, not just in Windhelm, but all across Skyrim. Redguards, canonically called Yokudans, will be Wakandan blacks. Yokuda is the ancestral home of the Redguards. It was also home to an extinct Mer race known as the Lefthanded Elves. The Lefthanders and Redguards were always at war with each other. So far, this is all true canonically, minus the total oppression of the Dunmer.

After this is established throw some We Wuz, Black Israelites, Lost Tribe, all that in. All the achievements and advancements made by Mer? Redguards did it first and it was stolen by whitey Elves. Affinity for magic? Obviously because more melanin = more magic. Why do you think Nords distrust magic? And since we've long given up on caring about lore or being consistent at this point Dunmer are actually Redguards who were stolen from their lands and corrupted by the Children of Yokuda, Altmer or more specifically the Thalmor, who attempted to colonize them and remake them in their own image. They didn't like the results and sent them to ghettos across the Empire. For some reason, all of the Altmer wear clothing reminiscent of mid-century Germans and look like /pol/s ideal Taylor Swift. The Dunmer wear hoodie-cloaks and colorful boots.

The Hero's party. It is started by, of course, a female Dunmer with either the current cool version of an afro or braids. She will be a very over powered destruction magic focused character, fire main. She will go on to lead "slave revolts," the writers having no idea how much meme potential this will create. To hasten the revolts she will likely also have a high illusion level to trick all the racist Altmer into saying totally wacky and zany things like, "I recognize my High Elf privilege" "Maybe I should put myself in the cage" and mind-raping them.

She will be joined by a woman Breton. Some femme fatale character. But in a shocking twist! She's actually a lesbian and hates men because she was touched by some hyper religious male family member. They might actually keep this close to lore and have her be a conjurer type character, raising zombies, conjuring weapons, and what not. Or something like a vampire.

Then of course, the Fiery Female Latina, an Argonian. She does underwater graffiti, has wild hair, and talks about heart removal a lot. That's about it. Her accent is turned to 11. She rolls her R's. No one really cares about her but she will show her underwater skills once.

The Gimped Imperial Male Warrior. Thinks he knows everything, incompetent, cowardly, weak, you know the drill. Imperial not being described as a race but a "mindset" of colonialism, some how tied to the Altmer.

The archer character, in a wild move, I can see Faendal being cast as such. Bosmer, a guy, and portrayed as an incel.

The Bad Bitch Girl Boss Orsimer is going to find out her race was descended from the Redguards or not be mentioned at all other than in passing.

So the Yokudans take back their brethren Dunmer, teach them how to become more in touch with their Yokudan roots and ... that's it.

***I'm not going to go into the Khajiit

133 days ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Modded Skyrim is a Christmas tradition for me as well.

The Dunmer will be urban American blacks, who have been forced in to ghettos, not just in Windhelm, but all across Skyrim. Redguards, canonically called Yokudans, will be Wakandan blacks. Yokuda is the ancestral home of the Redguards. It was also home to an extinct Mer race known as the Lefthanded Elves. The Lefthanders and Redguards were always at war with each other. So far, this is all true canonically, minus the total oppression of the Dunmer.

After this is established throw some We Wuz, Black Israelites, Lost Tribe, all that in. All the achievements and advancements made by Mer? Redguards did it first and it was stolen by whitey Elves. Affinity for magic? Obviously because more melanin = more magic. Why do you think Nords distrust magic? And since we've long given up on caring about lore or being consistent at this point Dunmer are actually Redguards who were stolen from their lands and corrupted by the Children of Yokuda, Altmer or more specifically the Thalmor, who attempted to colonize them and remake them in their own image. They didn't like the results and sent them to ghettos across the Empire. For some reason, all of the Altmer wear clothing reminiscent of mid-century Germans and look like /pol/s ideal Taylor Swift. The Dunmer wear hoodie-cloaks and colorful boots.

The Hero's party. It is started by, of course, a female Dunmer with either the current cool version of an afro or braids. She will be a very over powered destruction magic focused character, fire main. She will go on to lead "slave revolts," the writers having no idea how much meme potential this will create. To hasten the revolts she will likely also have a high illusion level to trick all the racist Altmer into saying totally wacky and zany things like, "I recognize my High Elf privilege" "Maybe I should put myself in the cage" and mind-raping them.

She will be joined by a woman Breton. Some femme fatale character. But in a shocking twist! She's actually a lesbian and hates men because she was touched by some hyper religious male family member. They might actually keep this close to lore and have her be a conjurer type character, raising zombies, conjuring weapons, and what not. Or something like a vampire.

Then of course, the Fiery Female Latina, an Argonian. She does underwater graffiti, has wild hair, and talks about heart removal a lot. That's about it. Her accent is turned to 11. She rolls her R's. No one really cares about her but she will show her underwater skills once.

The Gimped Imperial Male Warrior. Thinks he knows everything, incompetent, cowardly, weak, you know the drill. Imperial not being described as a race but a "mindset" of colonialism, some how tied to the Altmer.

The archer character, in a wild move, I can see Faendal being cast as such. Bosmer, a guy, and portrayed as an incel.

The Bad Bitch Girl Boss Orsimer is going to find out her race was descended from the Redguards or not be mentioned at all other than in passing.

So the Yokudans take back their brethren Dunmer, teach them how to become more in touch with their Yokudan roots and ... that's it.

133 days ago
1 score