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Note how ironically the emphasis on "HYOOMAN BEEING" (repeat ad nauseum w/out elaborating until core delusion is sufficiently affirmed) smacks right after she clarifies that she ticks all the basic hygiene boxes, as if that should suffice for any troglodyte ___ (emphatic pause to once again infer 'dick' as a synecdoche for 'man' because, y'know, it's different when she reduces 'human beings' to body parts, obviously - or is it that men aren't really human beings to begin with anyways?).

Either way, with hygiene addressed, what other objections could 'a client' (very holistic, non-reductive term for 'human being') possibly have? I mean come on, everybody knows this is cut-and-dried "me want stick dick in hole" we're talking about here, right? Surely more nuanced (one could maybe even say 'more human') things like a need for companionship and intimacy could never figure into these transactions, right? Surely I'm not trifling with my emotional facility (not to mention my clients') to participate in and enjoy those things after I grow weary of all...this. Surely this is just business, and I have not in fact been transacting away the sweetness of my very soul in tens of thousands of little pieces, right?

Sigh...Let us pray that the boys from Jojo's will someday kick down the door and rescue this nigh-irredeemable slattern. (177013+fan-canon ending)

168 days ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Note how ironically the emphasis on "HYOOMAN BEEING" (repeat ad nauseum w/out elaborating until core delusion is sufficiently affirmed) smacks right after she clarifies that she ticks all the basic hygiene boxes, as if that should suffice for any troglodyte ___ (emphatic pause to once again infer 'dick' as a synecdoche for 'man' because, y'know, it's different when she reduces 'human beings' to body parts, obviously - or is it that men aren't really human beings to begin with anyways?).

Either way, with hygiene addressed, what other objections could 'a client' (very holistic, non-reductive term for 'human being') possibly have? I mean come on, everybody knows this is cut-and-dried "me want stick dick in hole" we're talking about here, right? Surely more nuanced (one could maybe even say 'more human') things like a need for companionship and intimacy could never figure into these transactions, right? Surely I'm not trifling with my emotional facility to participate in and enjoy those things after I grow weary of all...this. Surely this is just business, and I have not in fact been transacting away the sweetness of my very soul in tens of thousands of little pieces, right?

Sigh...Let us pray that the boys from Jojo's will someday kick down the door and rescue this nigh-irredeemable slattern. (177013+fan-canon ending)

168 days ago
1 score