What ULTIMATELY pisses me off is that attitude that it's only right and normal to treat non-humans like shit!

"oh, they tweat us wike aminaws!" Well, maybe don't treat non-humans like shit, then, dumbfuck MONKEY!

Want a human origin story? Here's one for you:

One day a monkey took a shit. That shit then grew arms and legs and a big fat mouth, and declared itself King of the World and called itself "human". Then the shit replicated like bacteria, until the whole world was Shit. The end.

What ULTIMATELY pisses me off is that attitude that it's only right and normal to treat non-humans like shit!

"oh, they tweat us wike aminaws!" Well, maybe don't treat non-humans like shit, then, dumbfuck MONKEY!

Want a human origin story? Here's one for you:

One day a monkey took a shit. That shit then grew arms and legs and a big fat mouth, and declared itself King of the World. Then the shit replicated like bacteria, until the whole world was Shit. The end.

What ULTIMATELY pisses me off is that attitude that it's only right and normal to treat non-humans like shit!

"oh, they tweat us wike aminaws!" Well, maybe don't treat non-humans like shit, then, dumbfuck MONKEY!