This story makes far more sense if you replace every instance of "safety" with "worship". Anyway, this is great news for any potential student who's looking for a quality education instead of leftist indoctrination. Not only does this free up spots for normal people, but they won't have to deal with narcissistic sex pests.

Danny is leaving behind the prized affordability of the New College for a private school, where they estimate they’ll have to pay $66,000 more for the cost of their education, not including room and board

Man, narcissism sure is expensive. The fact that they're willing to spend this much to avoid normal people who don't give them the worship they feel entitled to shows the extent of their hatred for anyone not involved in their sick cult.

This story makes far more sense if you replace every instance of "safety" with "worship". Anyway, this is great news for any potential student who's looking for a quality education instead of leftist indoctrination. Not only does this free up spots for normal people, but they won't have to deal with narcissistic sex pests.

Danny is leaving behind the prized affordability of the New College for a private school, where they estimate they’ll have to pay $66,000 more for the cost of their education, not including room and board

Man, narcissism sure is expensive. The fact that they're willing to spend this much to avoid normal people who don't give the worship they feel entitled to shows the extent of their hatred for anyone not involved in their sick cult.