I imagine after a while blow jobs aren't enough, and who wants to fuck a man in the ass if you're not a homo . . . even if the impersonation is attractive, the anus must still be confronted when the rubber meets the road.

I rather doubt that a fake vagina fashioned out of a man's colon is a very appetizing target in the heat of battle . . . it would probably deflate even the most intense erection.

Just occurred to me if you put your Johnson in a colon-gina it's still ass-fucking . . . just in a different spot north of the original.

I imagine after a while blow jobs aren't enough, and who wants to fuck a man in the ass if you're not a homo . . . even if the impersonation is attractive, the anus must still be confronted when the rubber meets the road.

I rather doubt that a fake vagina fashioned out of a man's colon is a very appetizing target in the heat of battle . . . it would probably deflate even the most intense erection.

Just occurred to me if you put your Johnson in a colon-gina it still ass-fucking . . . just in a different spot north of the original.

I imagine after a while blow jobs aren't enough, and who wants to fuck a man in the ass if you're not a homo . . . even if the impersonation is attractive, the anus must still be confronted when the rubber meets the road.

I rather doubt that a fake vagina fashioned out of a man's colon is a very appetizing target in the heat of battle . . . I imagine it would deflate even the most intense erection.

Just occurred to me if you put your Johnson in a colon-gina it still ass-fucking . . . just in a different spot north of the original.