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That muscular reporter in ME3, lol. I remember laughing because it looked so rubbery, so unnatural (actually a lot like muscular women IRL). Ive never been attracted to women who look like men, would rather a slightly chubby girl (who at least still has some feminine features unlike new Aloy and her porky contemporaries). I couldn’t help but notice when you bang Ashley for the last time that they’d just copy pasted the reporter’s body, what a let down, lol.

Then in comes MEA, featuring purple Shrek, Dolph Lungren mid-transition and “my face is tired” lady.

Worst thing is, once all the bugs were patched, Andromeda was actually quite an aesthetically beautiful game with some awesome set pieces and a lot of cool concepts like the black hole at the centre of the star system, the abandoned Asari arc sections, the desert planets etc. But the characters’ faces were somehow a shittier quality and less realistic than earlier games they’d made a decade earlier.

It’s one of the reasons I was willing to give them the benefit of the doubt thinking “oh they just corners because they were lazy” etc. Now that we have confirmation that they deliberately set out to make characters uglier, it’s just made me nope out on half the games this generation.

332 days ago
1 score
Reason: Original

That muscular reporter in ME3, lol. I remember laughing because it looked so rubbery, so unnatural (actually a lot like muscular women IRL). Ive never been attracted to women who look like men, would rather a slightly chubby girl (who at least still has some feminine features unlike new Aloy and her porky contemporaries). I couldn’t help but notice when you bang Ashley for the last time that they’d just copy pasted the reporter’s body, what a let down, lol.

Then in comes ME4, featuring purple Shrek, female Dolph Lungren and “my face is tired” lady.

Worst thing is, once all the bugs were patched, Andromeda was actually quite an aesthetically beautiful game with some awesome set pieces and a lot of cool concepts like the black hole at the centre of the star system, the abandoned Asari arc sections, the desert planets etc. But the characters’ faces were somehow a shittier quality and less realistic than earlier games they’d made a decade earlier.

It’s one of the reasons I was willing to give them the benefit of the doubt thinking “oh they just corners because they were lazy” etc. Now that we have confirmation that they deliberately set out to make characters uglier, it’s just made me nope out on half the games this generation.

332 days ago
1 score