CLOSE EM. That is literally all you have to do. Easiest thing in the fucking world, you're not missing out on anything you haven't already experienced thousands of times over. People have been closing their legs for centuries, millenia even, ever since monogamy was a thing the world over because it is a really fucking good decision to make for you and society at large. You can literally fix 1/3rd of the world's problems by NOT being a fucking hoe. That 7 second spasm has an actual function other than making you feel real neat. Close them.

CLOSE EM. That is literally all you have to do. Easiest thing in the fucking world, you're not missing out on anything you haven't already experienced thousands of times over. People have been closing their legs for centuries, millenia even, ever since monogamy was a thing the world over because it is a really fucking good decision to make and society at large. You can literally fix 1/3rd of the world's problems by NOT being a fucking hoe. That 7 second spasm has an actual function other than making you feel real neat. Close them.

CLOSE EM. That is literally all you have to do. Easiest thing in the fucking world, you're not missing out on anything you haven't already experienced thousands of times over. People have been closing their legs for centuries, millenia even, ever since monogamy was a thing the world over because it is a really fucking good decision to make. That 7 second spasm has an actual function other than making you feel real neat. Close them.

CLOSE EM. That is literally all you have to do. Easiest thing in the fucking world, you're not missing out on anything you haven't already experienced thousands of times over. People have been closing their legs for centuries, millenia even, ever since monogamy was a thing the world over. That 7 second spasm has an actual function other than making you feel real neat. Close them.

CLOSE EM. That is literally all you have to do. Easiest thing in the fucking world, you're not missing out on anything you haven't already experienced thousands of times over. People have been doing it for centuries, millenia even, ever since monogamy was a thing. That 7 second spasm has an actual function other than making you feel real neat. Close them.

CLOSE EM. That is literally all you have to do. Easiest thing in the fucking world, you're not missing out on anything you haven't already experienced thousands of times over. People have been doing it for centuries, millenia even, ever since monogamy was a thing. That 7 second spasm has an actual function other than making you feel neat. Close them.

CLOSE EM. That is literally all you have to do. Easiest thing in the fucking world, you're not missing out on anything you haven't already experienced thousands of times over. People have been doing it for centuries, millenia even. That 7 second spasm has an actual function other than making you feel neat. Close them.

CLOSE EM. That is literally all you have to do. Easiest thing in the fucking world, you're not missing out on anything you haven't already experienced thousands of times over. People have been doing it for centuries, millenia even. That 7 second spasm has a function. Close them.