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Funny you mentioned that because there's this old polish movie from 1999 called "Boys dont cry". It has a scene where there is some bloke who likes black music from US and thinks polish people need to learn how to chill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiKG2Yb9goc

Here's a translation:

  • Wait, what is your name again? Because I forgot. Kolec? (prick) Stolec? (turd) (polish word play)
  • Bolec (Bolt)
  • Ok so listen to me very carefully... Bolek (polish cartoon character). Even been to US?
  • No...
  • Exactly, and I happen to know someone who was there and told me this and that.
  • You know where blacks came from in US?
  • From Africa
  • Exactly, Slave traders brought them from Africa. You think it's a child's play to get off on a beach in Africa, catch a swift, strong black man and drag him to the other side of the ocean?
  • Probably not
  • Ofcourse it isn't. They managed to do that because they were only exporting those who let themselves get caught or were the biggest dumbasses in their tribes and the chief sold them off for a pack of fags because he had no use of them.
  • And all those failures were sent off to US. They got wed, they had kids. The world moved on, suddenly we have PCs, speed, planes but what good is all that if their hearts are pumping the same blood of fail? They are descendants of a man who let their ass get caught on their own soil so I don't think our boys (polish people) need to chill, do you get that?
  • <nods>

  • Grucha, open the suitcase.
1 year ago
1 score
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Funny you mentioned that because there's this old polish movie from 1999 called "Boys dont cry". It has a scene where there is some bloke who likes black music from US and thinks polish people need to learn how to chill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiKG2Yb9goc

Here's a translation:

  • Wait, what is your name again? Because I forgot. Kolec? (prick) Stolec? (turd) (polish word play)
  • Bolec (Bolt)
  • Ok so listen to me very carefully... Bolek (polish cartoon character, short dimwit). Even been to US?
  • No...
  • Exactly, and I happen to know someone who was there and told me this and that.
  • You know where blacks came from in US?
  • From Africa
  • Exactly, Slave traders brought them from Africa. You think it's a child's play to get off on a beach in Africa, catch a swift, strong black man and drag him to the other side of the ocean?
  • Probably not
  • Ofcourse it isn't. They managed to do that because they were only exporting those who let themselves get caught or were the biggest dumbasses in their tribes and the chief sold them off for a pack of fags because he had no use of them.
  • And all those failures were sent off to US. They got wed, they had kids. The world moved on, suddenly we have PCs, speed, planes but what good is all that if their hearts are pumping the same blood of fail? They are descendants of a man who let their ass get caught on their own soil so I don't think our boys (polish people) need to chill, do you get that?
  • <nods>

  • Grucha, open the suitcase.
1 year ago
1 score