I'm hoping the medical school is going to be dragged through court for expelling him. Then the perp. I'd probably conspire to make their life a living hell for the next hundred years.

[pulls out phone - hits voice memo]

"Idea: Online matchmaking service called 'Crisscross.whatever' where you exchange victims and coordinate revenge so you each always have an alibi". Maybe I can get an endorsement from Danny DeVito.

I'm hoping the medical school is going to be dragged through court for expelling him. Then the perp. I'd probably conspire to make their life a living hell for the next hundred years.

[pulls out phone - hits voice memo]

"Idea: Online matchmaking service called 'Crisscross.whatever' where you exchange victims and coordinate revenge so you each always have an alibi". Maybe I can get an endorcement from Danny DeVito.

I'm hoping the medical school is going to be dragged through court for expelling him. Then the perp. I'd probably conspire to make their life a living hell for the next hundred years.

[pulls out phone - hits voice memo]

"Idea: Online matchmaking service called 'Crisscross.whatever' where you exchange victims and coordinate revenge so you each always have an alibi".