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Platformers is kind of a boring genre that hasn't changed or improved much since the 90s (Commander Keen and Abuse FTW) .

I played Butcher this year. Got bored after 15 minutes. Also played Carrion. Looks nice and the tentacle blob gimmick is neat for about an hour. Then the constant backtracking bored the hell out of me and I quit. The one constant in gaming is that I hate Legend of Zelda with the glowing passion of a thousand suns for making that retarded asshole mechanic popular where you have to unlock abilities and backtrack through the whole game over and over again to go places that you passed a million times but couldn't enter because you lacked some McGuffin.

Soccer in Germany is a neverending stream of virtue signals. The most hilariously delicious one was when they covered their mouths to protest FIFA's "no politics" stance ... and then promptly lost and got eliminated in the first round. So much Schadenfreude.

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Platformers are kind of a boring genre that hasn't changed or improved much since the 90s (Commander Keen and Abuse FTW) . Almost forgot that I played Butcher this year. Got bored after 15 minutes though.

Also played Carrion. Looks great and the gimmick of playing as a tentacle blob is neat ... for about an hour. Then the constant backtracking bored the hell out of me and I quit. The one constant in gaming is that I hate Legend of Zelda with the glowing passion of a thousand suns for making that retarded asshole mechanic popular where you have to unlock abilities and backtrack 90% of the time to go places that you passed a million times but couldn't enter because you lacked some McGuffin.

Soccer in Germany is a neverending stream of virtue signals. The most hilariously delicious one was when they covered their mouths to protest FIFA's "no politics" stance ... and then promptly lost and got eliminated in the first round. So much Schadenfreude.

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Haven't played any platformers in years. Kind of a boring genre that hasn't changed or improved much since the 90s (Commander Keen and Abuse FTW) .

Soccer in Germany is a neverending stream of virtue signals. The most hilariously delicious one was when they covered their mouths to protest FIFA's "no politics" stance ... and then promptly lost and got eliminated in the first round. So much Schadenfreude.

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Haven't played any platformers in years. Kind of a boring genre that hasn't changed or improved much since the 90s (Commander Keen and Abuse FTW) .

Soccer in Germany is a neverending stream of virtue signals. The most hilariously delicious one was when they covered their mouths to protest FIFAs "no politics" stance ... and then promptly lost and got eliminated in the first round. So much Schadenfreude.

1 year ago
1 score