Why would you try to brag about your wife on an internet message board? It's so weird. Do you go on every single internet post you see of pudgy women with giant cow tits and say "seethe, that's what my wife looks like!"? It's very strange. You think people are going to get angry, or jealous? So weird.

And if you don't post pics, everyone will just assume you're a liar anyway.

And fyi my girlfriend is about 10x hotter than your wife. You post real pics of yours and I'll prove it.

edit: I see you downvoted but didn't post pics. I will take it that means your "wife" is a body pillow of your favorite anime character.

Why would you try to brag about your wife on an internet message board? It's so weird. Do you go on every single internet post you see of pudgy women with giant cow tits and say "seethe, that's what my wife looks like!"? It's very strange. You think people are going to get angry, or jealous? So weird.

And if you don't post pics, everyone will just assume you're a liar anyway.

And fyi my girlfriend is about 10x hotter than your wife. You post real pics of yours and I'll prove it.