Clean the house

You mean that shit literally every single person has to do as a basic necessity of life? Seriously, are you mopping the floor and washing the walls every single day?

Do the groceries

Unless you're regularly buying "priced to sell" meats and live within a 5 minute walk to a store, you should be doing (at most) one grocery run a week.

Cook food

Learn to meal/food prep. Start of every month, I have everything I need ready so that I can pull it from the freezer, stick it in an over/crockpot, and let it cook.

Kids come back home, help them with homework and mental issues if neccesary.

Right, because "just Google it" is so much work when you raised your kids to stare into a nightmare rectangle. You know, the same horror brick that caused those mental issues in the first place.

God, woman today aren't good for fucking anything, huh?

Clean the house

You mean that shit literally every single person has to do as a basic necessity of life? Seriously, are you mopping the floor and washing the walls every single day?

Do the groceries

Unless you're regularly buying "priced to sell" meats, you should be doing (at most) one grocery run a week.

Cook food

Learn to meal/food prep.

Kids come back home, help them with homework and mental issues if neccesary.

Right, because "just Google it" is so much work when you raised your kids to stare into a nightmare rectangle.

Clean the house

Stick things in a dishwasher and turn the thing on.

Do the groceries

Unless you're regularly buying "priced to sell" meats, you should be doing (at most) one grocery run a week.

Cook food

Learn to meal/food prep.

Kids come back home, help them with homework and mental issues if neccesary.

Right, because "just Google it" is so much work when you raised your kids to stare into a nightmare rectangle.