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  • Distill rum in woods outside of town because you're not allowed to do it in the protestant colonies.
  • Buy ships and sail for Africa with your rum.
  • Get sub-60 iq tribal kangs addicted to alcohol
  • "No more rum if you stop giving us slaves"
  • Stack blacks, floor to ceiling, in the ship and sail them across the Atlantic back to the colonies.
  • Most of the cargo dies in transport
  • Get to the New World where the slave trade is largely illegal, and most cities won't allow slave markets
  • "Fellow Whites, buy our slaves even though the Pope has called slavery evil."
  • Nobody buys them.
  • End up selling 97% of your slaves to your cousins who comprise 2% of the population in the New World.
  • Finance both sides of a war over slavery that ends up killing half a million Whites.
  • Fund 160 years of rioting and "civil rights" actions.
  • 160 years later: "Fellow Whites, you owe these poor black people money because of slavery. You should feel guilty for how evil your ancestors were."

What kind of people would behave this way?

1 year ago
10 score
Reason: Original
  • Distill rum in woods outside of town because you're not allowed to do it in the protestant colonies.
  • Buy ships and sail for Africa with your rum.
  • Gets sub-60 iq tribal kangs addicted to alcohol
  • "No more rum if you stop giving us slaves"
  • Stack blacks, floor to ceiling, in the ship and sail them across the Atlantic back to the colonies.
  • Most of the cargo dies in transport
  • Get to the New World where the slave trade is largely illegal, and most cities won't allow slave markets
  • Fellow Whites, buy our slaves even though the Pope has called slavery evil.
  • Nobody buys them.
  • End up selling 97% of your slaves to your cousins who comprise 2% of the population in the New World.
  • Finance both sides of a war over slavery that ends up killing half a million Whites.
  • Fund 160 years of rioting and "civil rights" actions.
  • 160 years later: "Fellow Whites, you owe these poor black people money because of slavery. You should feel guilty for how evil your ancestors were."

What kind of people would behave this way?

1 year ago
1 score