Look into Starlink to expand your internet options if nothing else is available where you want to move.

The South being obnoxious bible thumpers is a completely exaggerated image made up by leftists, or at least a very old stereotype. These days nobody gives a shit if you aren't a churchgoer. (maybe nobody caring is what caused the social decay...)

Heat is going to be part of the deal though. Going further north maybe West Virginia?

Look into Starlink to expand your internet options if nothing else is available where you want to move.