You have no intention of staying faithful and will freely sleep around. The only time you will keep whatever child you get pregnant with will be when you decide to lay a baby trap. You are knowingly and intentionally a loud, annoying thief who intends to freeload on whoever is stupid enough to let you into his home, which means you're a liar when you describe yourself as "caring." Furthermore, you are absolutely entitled and want your partner(s) to fulfill your every demand. And you're a fat, disgusting slob who has no intention of watching your health but will more than likely demand a millionaire chad who is six feet tall, athletic, and has a full head of hair.

You have no intention of staying faithful and will free sleep around. The only time you will keep whatever child you get pregnant with will be when you decide to lay a baby trap. You are knowingly and intentionally a loud, annoying thief who intends to freeload on whoever is stupid enough to let you into his home, which means you're a liar when you describe yourself as "caring." Despite this, you are absolutely entitled and want your partner(s) to fulfill your every demand. And you're a fat, disgusting slob who has no intention of watching your health (but will more than likely demand a millionaire chad).