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Reason: The eye bit. At the end...

This one's just for fun, really. Nothing much political about it. And look, it's... Not so much NSFW, as it is... I wouldn't watch it with your partner in the room, put it that way, lol...

It is just so... Probably one of the sexiest rock performances ever, if not the sexiest. Even with this video quality...

It's... Erotic dance meets former 80s pop star meets excellent musicianship meets... Probably one of the most beautiful women ever.

So... About Susanna Hoffs, because why not?

Lead singer of the Bangles, obviously, but this is by the time she has gone solo.

The Bangles broke up for a couple of decades, but they're back now. Susanna is, I think, 63, but doesn't look a day over 40, which is... Disconcerting, to say the least. I wasn't even alive when they filmed this, let alone when the Bangles were massive and she was one of the "rock chicks of the decade", and yet this absolute babe just doesn't seem to age, lol...

Guess why the Bangles (partly) broke up, in the first place? Apparently Susanna was so hot that the camera would always follow her around, and all the attention was on her, so the other band members, including a friggin' likely lesbian (I don't think she ever publicly came out), got jealous. Amazing. But I mean, just watch Walk Like An Egyptian. It's... There on camera. The eyes, man. The eyes... But they're back now, minus the lesbian, lol.

Amusingly, she's married to Jay Roach (lucky bastard), who directed the Meet the... series, and friggin' Austin Powers. But cooler than that, the only reason Austin Powers exists is because Mike Myers was already in a 60s joke band with Hoffs (Ming Tea), which you see in the movies, and he invented the character, for that band... He then convinced Roach, Hoff's husband to direct and produce the movie, and voilà, Austin Powers!!

She also has a signature 12-string Rickenbacker guitar which is worth like... 3 grand (US), custom built, which I think you can order a copy of. Tuned in tribute to the Beatles. Because of course... Pretty good guitarist tho.

Two more fun bits. Prince (yeah, that Prince) wrote "Manic Monday", which is like, the Bangles' second biggest song, specifically to attempt to get in Hoffs' pants. Apparently she took the song, then rejected the shit out of him, and friendzoned the uhh, poor guy. Amusingly.

And for their biggest song, "Eternal Flame", apparently she was sort of dared/pranked to record the vocals in the nude, in the studio. To "sound better". As you do... Apparently that also contributed to breaking up the band, because it then became their biggest hit, lol.

Anyway, just... What an absolute babe, and rock goddess, lol.

Time for a cold shower, I think. Ha.

It's the eye thing. And the smile. And the dancing. Like, fuck. Chick is just... Sexiness personified, pretty much.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

This one's just for fun, really. Nothing much political about it. And look, it's... Not so much NSFW, as it is... I wouldn't watch it with your partner in the room, put it that way, lol...

It is just so... Probably one of the sexiest rock performances ever, if not the sexiest. Even with this video quality...

It's... Erotic dance meets former 80s pop star meets excellent musicianship meets... Probably one of the most beautiful women ever.

So... About Susanna Hoffs, because why not?

Lead singer of the Bangles, obviously, but this is by the time she has gone solo.

The Bangles broke up for a couple of decades, but they're back now. Susanna is, I think, 63, but doesn't look a day over 40, which is... Disconcerting, to say the least. I wasn't even alive when they filmed this, let alone when the Bangles were massive and she was one of the "rock chicks of the decade", and yet this absolute babe just doesn't seem to age, lol...

Guess why the Bangles (partly) broke up, in the first place? Apparently Susanna was so hot that the camera would always follow her around, and all the attention was on her, so the other band members, including a friggin' likely lesbian (I don't think she ever publicly came out), got jealous. Amazing. But I mean, just watch Walk Like An Egyptian. It's... There on camera. The eyes, man. The eyes... But they're back now, minus the lesbian, lol.

Amusingly, she's married to Jay Roach (lucky bastard), who directed the Meet the... series, and friggin' Austin Powers. But cooler than that, the only reason Austin Powers exists is because Mike Myers was already in a 60s joke band with Hoffs (Ming Tea), which you see in the movies, and he invented the character, for that band... He then convinced Roach, Hoff's husband to direct and produce the movie, and voilà, Austin Powers!!

She also has a signature 12-string Rickenbacker guitar which is worth like... 3 grand (US), custom built, which I think you can order a copy of. Tuned in tribute to the Beatles. Because of course... Pretty good guitarist tho.

Two more fun bits. Prince (yeah, that Prince) wrote "Manic Monday", which is like, the Bangles' second biggest song, specifically to attempt to get in Hoffs' pants. Apparently she took the song, then rejected the shit out of him, and friendzoned the uhh, poor guy. Amusingly.

And for their biggest song, "Eternal Flame", apparently she was sort of dared/pranked to record the vocals in the nude, in the studio. To "sound better". As you do... Apparently that also contributed to breaking up the band, because it then became their biggest hit, lol.

Anyway, just... What an absolute babe, and rock goddess, lol.

Time for a cold shower, I think. Ha.

2 years ago
1 score