Note that the chances of this are low. The whole "find a wife in church" thing is a meme. The women there are trash with respect to marriage and family too. Just with an added sense of moral superiority.

Edit: at the least I'd tack a giant Your Mileage May Vary to the suggestion

Note that the chances of this are low. The whole "find a wife in church" thing is a meme. The women there are trash too. Just with an added sense of moral superiority.