Here's an example of the stellar prose:

The person who would become the Public Universal Friend was born on November 29, 1752, in Cumberland, Rhode Island, as the eighth child of Amy (or Amey, née Whipple) and Jeremiah Wilkinson,[b][1][2][6]:11–12 becoming the fourth generation of the family to live in America,[7] and was given the name Jemima Wilkinson after Jemima, one of the biblical Job's daughters.[8]

And just to hit home on how far we've come with this insanity, here's what her article looked like in 2013 (it was actually rational):

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Public_Universal_Friend&oldid=536382793

Here's an example of the stellar prose:

The person who would become the Public Universal Friend was born on November 29, 1752, in Cumberland, Rhode Island, as the eighth child of Amy (or Amey, née Whipple) and Jeremiah Wilkinson,[b][1][2][6]:11–12 becoming the fourth generation of the family to live in America,[7] and was given the name Jemima Wilkinson after Jemima, one of the biblical Job's daughters.[8]

And just to hit home on how far we've come with this insanity, here's what her article looked like in 2013 (it's actually rational):

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Public_Universal_Friend&oldid=536382793

Here's an example of the stellar prose:

The person who would become the Public Universal Friend was born on November 29, 1752, in Cumberland, Rhode Island, as the eighth child of Amy (or Amey, née Whipple) and Jeremiah Wilkinson,[b][1][2][6]:11–12 becoming the fourth generation of the family to live in America,[7] and was given the name Jemima Wilkinson after Jemima, one of the biblical Job's daughters.[8]