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Literally everyone in my irl friendgroup, other than my roommate/rentoid, is bragging about getting vaccinated. They're so excited that the government says you can have small gatherings, (without masks yay!), if everyone there's vaccinated.

I'm just going to lie straight to all their faces. There's no point in trying to combat irrationality. They're literally at the point where if Fauci said you could get the commie coof from sewer vapors arising from a toilet they'd be shitting in a litterbox the next day. And none of them are in any kind of risk group, except one is mildly asthmatic, like if he didn't mention it I would never have known mild.

I'm not looking forward to the told-you-sos in 5 years when they start having kids and are dealing with thalidomide esque birth defects, but they don't want to hear it now so whatever. Hope they enjoy not being able to get any compensation for fucking up their own future

Edit: Damn, this really triggered someone to go and downboat all my posts. That or the other one I made suggesting 2d10s is better than a d100. Guess you can take the redditor out of reddit, but you can't take reddit out of the redditor

3 years ago
5 score
Reason: Original

Literally everyone in my irl friendgroup, other than my roommate/rentoid, is bragging about getting vaccinated. They're so excited that the government says you can have small gatherings, (without masks yay!), if everyone there's vaccinated.

I'm just going to lie straight to all their faces. There's no point in trying to combat irrationality. They're literally at the point where if Fauci said you could get the commie coof from sewer vapors arising from a toilet they'd be shitting in a litterbox the next day. And none of them are in any kind of risk group, except one is mildly asthmatic, like if he didn't mention it I would never have known mild.

I'm not looking forward to the told-you-sos in 5 years when they start having kids and are dealing with thalidomide esque birth defects, but they don't want to hear it now so whatever. Hope they enjoy not being able to get any compensation for fucking up their own future

3 years ago
1 score