Aspirin?

That thing children shouldn't be taking? 🤔

That thing adults take to try and OD and kill themselves? 🤔

That thing when taken as an OD is "reversed" with a stomach pump but likely still results in a permanently fucked liver that will lead to a drastically shortened and painful remaining life? 🤔

That thing which by modern drug testing standards wouldn't actually pass for widescale and public distribution due to the complications that can arise, but because it's been used for so long "it's too late now"? 🤔

That aspirin? 🤔

Aspirin?

That thing children shouldn't be taking? 🤔

That thing adults take to try and OD and kill themselves? 🤔

That thing when taken as an OD is "reversed" with a stomach pump but likely still results in a permanently fucked liver that will lead to a drastically shortened and painful remaining life? 🤔

That thing which by modern drug testing standards would actually pass for widescale and public distribution due to the complications that can arise, but because it's been used for so long "it's too late now"? 🤔

That aspirin? 🤔