Reason: None provided.

Let's flip this around.

Why do you believe the government actually gives a shit about 'taking guns' from conservatives, when conservatives have shown they will never, ever ever do fuck-all about anything? They literally always comply with anything they are told. In fact, even suggesting "hey you should make your own illegal suppressor" gets you banned from every right-wing gun forum, because they're such obedient little fucktards.
Why have people believed for 23 years that 9/11 was staged by the government and yet literally all anyone who believes this pointless shit has just cried on the internet like a little fag? Can anyone actually describe a realistic timeline where they think they're ever going to be vindicated? If you haven't shot a fucking senator over even 10% of the evil shit conspiracy theorists allege, then you are not a serious person, and it's very probable that most conspiracy theorists do not actually believe this shit themselves, it's just an online LARP.
If the government staged it to 'turk mah gurnz' why did they wait until AFTER Democrats lost control of congress? Absolutely no gun control came out of this. Like... did any one of you ever fucking ask this and actually come up with an answer? What, was it not in their FY11 budget?
If the kids didn't die, why has not a single one of you actually tried to find these kids? They're like, literally 20 years old or so at this point. Where are the kids? Where are they???
If this was such a heinous conspiracy why didn't even one single person ever try to sneak/break into the school while it was still standing (which it was for quite a while) to actually see if there was evidence of bulletholes/blood? In fact, why does this level of investigation never seem to happen for any conspiracy ever?
Why do so many conspiracy theorists actively lie about everything? Someone in here claimed "omg there were no ambulances". I literally found an aerial photo of a dozen of them lined up at the school from the day of the shooting.
Why is so much conspiracy material seemingly tailor-made to make specifically only right-wingers go completely out of their mind with paranoia?
Why is so much conspiracy material anonymously produced or sourced by 'nobody'?
Why do all the Qonspiracy Qultists literally believe that they themselves and their stupid LARP nonsense is above being questioned, and they only lash out in psycho anger when you ask them basic fucking questions like anything I wrote here?
Why was "Dear Wolfgang", considered basically the Sandy Hook Hoax Bible, contain multiple outright fabrications and lies, like "Adam Lanza supposedly carried 50 pounds of ammo into the school"?
What is the point of believing any conspiracy when you've never done shit about any of them, you never will, and there's genuinely 0.00% chance of any "justice" or "truth" for any of them? What is the difference between believing Vegas was shot up by the CIA just for fun, and believing the moon is made of cheese? Nobody cares and what you think will never matter, and you'll never prove otherwise, so why bother?

Here's one explanation that actually addresses all of this:

Conspiracy theories are literally invented by the government to psychologically manipulate a potentially 'dangerous' right-wing audience into psyching themselves completely out of their minds with paranoia in order to keep them controlled.

Do you all think that MKULTRA "only works on liberals"? No you fucking retards, it works on you.

Here's how the government sees the right wing.

Heavily armed.
Distrustful of government.
Masculine/violent/'tough'.
Unintelligent.
Gullible.

Groups like that historically have posed active danger to governments. They're the ones who throw revolutions. So if you're the US Government, and you have your hands tied by things like the First and Second Amendment, how do you control these guys?

You psych them the fuck out.

Every single right-winger, right now, thinks there's "feds" everywhere. They trust nobody. They probably think their own children are feds. They are so paranoid that they're incapable of forming a coherent movement.

Look at how ConInc Twitter Grifters like DC_Drain, Jack Posobic, Gunther Eagleman, and Tony Seruga just fabricate complete nonsense every single day and get a hundred thousand 'likes' for their utterly preposterously stupid claims that never turn out to be real.

Conservatives will believe anything as long as it tells them what they want to hear.

The government knows this. It's why you can find so much conspiracy material even just by searching Google.

It's why every single conspiracy theory just hammers home the idea that:

The government is God.
The government is all-powerful.
The government is all-knowing.
The government is all-seeing.
The government is the most evil entity to ever exist and will murder you in an eyeblink if you step out of line.

In reality, none of this is true. The government is weak, ineffective, stupid, and discordant. There's a very long list of people who the government "should" have murdered, but hasn't. Like Alex Jones, for starters.

But all that matters is if right-wingers believe that it's true. Because as long as they believe it's utterly hopeless to resist, they'll never do fucking anything.

And they never have.

And they never will.

They piss away thousands of hours of their lives on this stupid made-up fairy tale shit, squinting at pixels, friendless and alone in their paranoid little delusions, getting more obese by the second in their disgusting, sad little shitty trailers.

CONSUME CONSPIRACY, THEN GET READY FOR NEXT CONSPIRACY.

1 hour ago

1 score

Reason: None provided.

Let's flip this around.

Why do you believe the government actually gives a shit about 'taking guns' from conservatives, when conservatives have shown they will never, ever ever do fuck-all about anything? They literally always comply with anything they are told. In fact, even suggesting "hey you should make your own illegal suppressor" gets you banned from every right-wing gun forum, because they're such obedient little fucktards.
Why have people believed for 23 years that 9/11 was staged by the government and yet literally all anyone who believes this pointless shit has just cried on the internet like a little fag? Can anyone actually describe a realistic timeline where they think they're ever going to be vindicated? If you haven't shot a fucking senator over even 10% of the evil shit conspiracy theorists allege, then you are not a serious person, and it's very probable that most conspiracy theorists do not actually believe this shit themselves, it's just an online LARP.
If the government staged it to 'turk mah gurnz' why did they wait until AFTER Democrats lost control of congress? Absolutely no gun control came out of this. Like... did any one of you ever fucking ask this and actually come up with an answer? What, was it not in their FY11 budget?
If the kids didn't die, why has not a single one of you actually tried to find these kids? They're like, literally 20 years old or so at this point. Where are the kids? Where are they???
If this was such a heinous conspiracy why didn't even one single person ever try to sneak/break into the school while it was still standing (which it was for quite a while) to actually see if there was evidence of bulletholes/blood? In fact, why does this level of investigation never seem to happen for any conspiracy ever?
Why do so many conspiracy theorists actively lie about everything? Someone in here claimed "omg there were no ambulances". I literally found an aerial photo of a dozen of them lined up at the school from the day of the shooting.
Why is so much conspiracy material seemingly tailor-made to make specifically only right-wingers go completely out of their mind with paranoia?
Why is so much conspiracy material anonymously produced or sourced by 'nobody'?
Why do all the Qonspiracy Qultists literally believe that they themselves and their stupid LARP nonsense is above being questioned, and they only lash out in psycho anger when you ask them basic fucking questions like anything I wrote here?
Why was "Dear Wolfgang", considered basically the Sandy Hook Hoax Bible, contain multiple outright fabrications and lies, like "Adam Lanza supposedly carried 50 pounds of ammo into the school"?
What is the point of believing any conspiracy when you've never done shit about any of them, you never will, and there's genuinely 0.00% chance of any "justice" or "truth" for any of them? What is the difference between believing Vegas was shot up by the CIA just for fun, and believing the moon is made of cheese? Nobody cares and what you think will never matter, and you'll never prove otherwise, so why bother?

Here's one explanation that actually addresses all of this:

Conspiracy theories are literally invented by the government to psychologically manipulate a potentially 'dangerous' right-wing audience into psyching themselves completely out of their minds with paranoia in order to keep them controlled.

Do you all think that MKULTRA "only works on liberals"? No you fucking retards, it works on you.

Here's how the government sees the right wing.

Heavily armed.
Distrustful of government.
Masculine/violent/'tough'.
Unintelligent.
Gullible.

Groups like that historically have posed active danger to governments. They're the ones who throw revolutions. So if you're the US Government, and you have your hands tied by things like the First and Second Amendment, how do you control these guys?

You psych them the fuck out.

Every single right-winger, right now, thinks there's "feds" everywhere. They trust nobody. They probably think their own children are feds. They are so paranoid that they're incapable of forming a coherent movement.

Look at how ConInc Twitter Grifters like DC_Drain, Jack Posobic, Gunther Eagleman, and Tony Seruga just fabricate complete nonsense every single day and get a hundred thousand 'likes' for their utterly preposterously stupid claims that never turn out to be real.

Conservatives will believe anything as long as it tells them what they want to hear.

The government knows this. It's why you can find so much conspiracy material even just by searching Google.

It's why every single conspiracy theory just hammers home the idea that:

The government is God.
The government is all-powerful.
The government is all-knowing.
The government is all-seeing.
The government is the most evil entity to ever exist and will murder you in an eyeblink if you step out of line.

In reality, none of this is true. The government is weak, ineffective, stupid, and discordant. There's a very long list of people who the government "should" have murdered, but hasn't. Like Alex Jones, for starters.

But all that matters is if right-wingers believe that it's true. Because as long as they believe it's utterly hopeless to resist, they'll never do fucking anything.

And they never have.

And they never will.

They piss away thousands of hours of their lives on this stupid made-up fairy tale shit, squinting at pixels.

CONSUME CONSPIRACY, THEN GET READY FOR NEXT CONSPIRACY.

1 hour ago

1 score

Reason: None provided.

Let's flip this around.

Why do you believe the government actually gives a shit about 'taking guns' from conservatives, when conservatives have shown they will never, ever ever do fuck-all about anything? They literally always comply with anything they are told. In fact, even suggesting "hey you should make your own illegal suppressor" gets you banned from every right-wing gun forum, because they're such obedient little fucktards.
Why have people believed for 23 years that 9/11 was staged by the government and yet literally all anyone who believes this pointless shit has just cried on the internet like a little fag? Can anyone actually describe a realistic timeline where they think they're ever going to be vindicated? If you haven't shot a fucking senator over even 10% of the evil shit conspiracy theorists allege, then you are not a serious person, and it's very probable that most conspiracy theorists do not actually believe this shit themselves, it's just an online LARP.
If the government staged it to 'turk mah gurnz' why did they wait until AFTER Democrats lost control of congress? Absolutely no gun control came out of this. Like... did any one of you ever fucking ask this and actually come up with an answer? What, was it not in their FY11 budget?
If the kids didn't die, why has not a single one of you actually tried to find these kids? They're like, literally 20 years old or so at this point. Where are the kids? Where are they???
If this was such a heinous conspiracy why didn't even one single person ever try to sneak/break into the school while it was still standing (which it was for quite a while) to actually see if there was evidence of bulletholes/blood? In fact, why does this level of investigation never seem to happen for any conspiracy ever?
Why do so many conspiracy theorists actively lie about everything? Someone in here claimed "omg there were no ambulances". I literally found an aerial photo of a dozen of them lined up at the school from the day of the shooting.
Why is so much conspiracy material seemingly tailor-made to make specifically only right-wingers go completely out of their mind with paranoia?
Why is so much conspiracy material anonymously produced or sourced by 'nobody'?
Why do all the Qonspiracy Qultists literally believe that they themselves and their stupid LARP nonsense is above being questioned, and they only lash out in psycho anger when you ask them basic fucking questions like anything I wrote here?
Why was "Dear Wolfgang", considered basically the Sandy Hook Hoax Bible, contain multiple outright fabrications and lies, like "Adam Lanza supposedly carried 50 pounds of ammo into the school"?
What is the point of believing any conspiracy when you've never done shit about any of them, you never will, and there's genuinely 0.00% chance of any "justice" or "truth" for any of them? What is the difference between believing Vegas was shot up by the CIA just for fun, and believing the moon is made of cheese? Nobody cares and what you think will never matter, and you'll never prove otherwise, so why bother?

Here's one explanation that actually addresses all of this:

Conspiracy theories are literally invented by the government to psychologically manipulate a potentially 'dangerous' right-wing audience into psyching themselves completely out of their minds with paranoia in order to keep them controlled.

Do you all think that MKULTRA "only works on liberals"? No you fucking retards, it works on you.

Here's how the government sees the right wing.

Heavily armed.
Distrustful of government.
Masculine/violent/'tough'.
Unintelligent.
Gullible.

Groups like that historically have posed active danger to governments. They're the ones who throw revolutions. So if you're the US Government, and you have your hands tied by things like the First and Second Amendment, how do you control these guys?

You psych them the fuck out.

Every single right-winger, right now, thinks there's "feds" everywhere. They trust nobody. They probably think their own children are feds. They are so paranoid that they're incapable of forming a coherent movement.

Look at how ConInc Twitter Grifters like DC_Drain, Jack Posobic, Gunther Eagleman, and Tony Seruga just fabricate complete nonsense every single day and get a hundred thousand 'likes' for their utterly preposterously stupid claims that never turn out to be real.

Conservatives will believe anything as long as it tells them what they want to hear.

The government knows this. It's why you can find so much conspiracy material even just by searching Google.

It's why every single conspiracy theory just hammers home the idea that:

The government is God.
The government is all-powerful.
The government is all-knowing.
The government is all-seeing.
The government is the most evil entity to ever exist and will murder you in an eyeblink if you step out of line.

In reality, none of this is true. The government is weak, ineffective, stupid, and discordant. There's a very long list of people who the government "should" have murdered, but hasn't. Like Alex Jones, for starters.

But all that matters is if right-wingers believe that it's true. Because as long as they believe it's utterly hopeless to resist, they'll never do fucking anything.

And they never have.

And they never will.

1 hour ago

2 score

Reason: None provided.

Let's flip this around.

Why do you believe the government actually gives a shit about 'taking guns' from conservatives, when conservatives have shown they will never, ever ever do fuck-all about anything? They literally always comply with anything they are told. In fact, even suggesting "hey you should make your own illegal suppressor" gets you banned from every right-wing gun forum, because they're such obedient little fucktards.
Why have people believed for 23 years that 9/11 was staged by the government and yet literally all anyone who believes this pointless shit has just cried on the internet like a little fag? Can anyone actually describe a realistic timeline where they think they're ever going to be vindicated? If you haven't shot a fucking senator over even 10% of the evil shit conspiracy theorists allege, then you are not a serious person, and it's very probable that most conspiracy theorists do not actually believe this shit themselves, it's just an online LARP.
If the government staged it to 'turk mah gurnz' why did they wait until AFTER Democrats lost control of congress? Absolutely no gun control came out of this. Like... did any one of you ever fucking ask this and actually come up with an answer? What, was it not in their FY11 budget?
If the kids didn't die, why has not a single one of you actually tried to find these kids? They're like, literally 20 years old or so at this point. Where are the kids? Where are they???
If this was such a heinous conspiracy why didn't even one single person ever try to sneak/break into the school while it was still standing (which it was for quite a while) to actually see if there was evidence of bulletholes/blood? In fact, why does this level of investigation never seem to happen for any conspiracy ever?
Why do so many conspiracy theorists actively lie about everything? Someone in here claimed "omg there were no ambulances". I literally found an aerial photo of a dozen of them lined up at the school from the day of the shooting.
Why is so much conspiracy material seemingly tailor-made to make specifically only right-wingers go completely out of their mind with paranoia?
Why is so much conspiracy material anonymously produced or sourced by 'nobody'?
Why do all the Qonspiracy Qultists literally believe that they themselves and their stupid LARP nonsense is above being questioned, and they only lash out in psycho anger when you ask them basic fucking questions like anything I wrote here?
Why was "Dear Wolfgang", considered basically the Sandy Hook Hoax Bible, contain multiple outright fabrications and lies, like "Adam Lanza supposedly carried 50 pounds of ammo into the school"?
What is the point of believing any conspiracy when you've never done shit about any of them, you never will, and there's genuinely 0.00% chance of any "justice" or "truth" for any of them? What is the difference between believing Vegas was shot up by the CIA just for fun, and believing the moon is made of cheese? Nobody cares and what you think will never matter, and you'll never prove otherwise, so why bother?

2 hours ago

2 score

Reason: None provided.

Let's flip this around.

Why do you believe the government actually gives a shit about 'taking guns' from conservatives, when conservatives have shown they will never, ever ever do fuck-all about anything? They literally always comply with anything they are told. In fact, even suggesting "hey you should make your own illegal suppressor" gets you banned from every right-wing gun forum, because they're such obedient little fucktards.
Why have people believed for 23 years that 9/11 was staged by the government and yet literally all anyone who believes this pointless shit has just cried on the internet like a little fag?
If the government staged it to 'turk mah gurnz' why did they wait until AFTER Democrats lost control of congress? Absolutely no gun control came out of this. Like... did any one of you ever fucking ask this and actually come up with an answer? What, was it not in their FY11 budget?
If the kids didn't die, why has not a single one of you actually tried to find these kids? They're like, literally 20 years old or so at this point. Where are the kids? Where are they???
If this was such a heinous conspiracy why didn't even one single person ever try to sneak/break into the school while it was still standing (which it was for quite a while) to actually see if there was evidence of bulletholes/blood? In fact, why does this level of investigation never seem to happen for any conspiracy ever?
Why do so many conspiracy theorists actively lie about everything? Someone in here claimed "omg there were no ambulances". I literally found an aerial photo of a dozen of them lined up at the school from the day of the shooting.
Why is so much conspiracy material seemingly tailor-made to make specifically only right-wingers go completely out of their mind with paranoia?
Why is so much conspiracy material anonymously produced or sourced by 'nobody'?
Why do all the Qonspiracy Qultists literally believe that they themselves and their stupid LARP nonsense is above being questioned, and they only lash out in psycho anger when you ask them basic fucking questions like anything I wrote here?
Why was "Dear Wolfgang", considered basically the Sandy Hook Hoax Bible, contain multiple outright fabrications and lies, like "Adam Lanza supposedly carried 50 pounds of ammo into the school"?
What is the point of believing any conspiracy when you've never done shit about any of them, you never will, and there's genuinely 0.00% chance of any "justice" or "truth" for any of them? What is the difference between believing Vegas was shot up by the CIA just for fun, and believing the moon is made of cheese? Nobody cares and what you think will never matter, and you'll never prove otherwise, so why bother?

2 hours ago

1 score

Reason: None provided.

Let's flip this around.

Why do you believe the government actually gives a shit about 'taking guns' from conservatives, when conservatives have shown they will never, ever ever do fuck-all about anything? They literally always comply with anything they are told. In fact, even suggesting "hey you should make your own illegal suppressor" gets you banned from every right-wing gun forum, because they're such obedient little fucktards.
Why have people believed for 23 years that 9/11 was staged by the government and yet literally all anyone who believes this pointless shit has just cried on the internet like a little fag?
If the government staged it to 'turk mah gurnz' why did they wait until AFTER Democrats lost control of congress? Absolutely no gun control came out of this. Like... did any one of you ever fucking ask this and actually come up with an answer? What, was it not in their FY11 budget?
If the kids didn't die, why has not a single one of you actually tried to find these kids? They're like, literally 20 years old or so at this point. Where are the kids? Where are they???
If this was such a heinous conspiracy why didn't even one single person ever try to sneak/break into the school while it was still standing (which it was for quite a while) to actually see if there was evidence of bulletholes/blood? In fact, why does this level of investigation never seem to happen for any conspiracy ever?
Why do so many conspiracy theorists actively lie about everything? Someone in here claimed "omg there were no ambulances". I literally found an aerial photo of a dozen of them lined up at the school from the day of the shooting.
Why is so much conspiracy material seemingly tailor-made to make specifically only right-wingers go completely out of their mind with paranoia?
Why is so much conspiracy material anonymously produced or sourced by 'nobody'?
Why do all the Qonspiracy Qultists literally believe that they themselves and their stupid LARP nonsense is above being questioned, and they only lash out in psycho anger when you ask them basic fucking questions like anything I wrote here?
What is the point of believing any conspiracy when you've never done shit about any of them, you never will, and there's genuinely 0.00% chance of any "justice" or "truth" for any of them? What is the difference between believing Vegas was shot up by the CIA just for fun, and believing the moon is made of cheese? Nobody cares and what you think will never matter, and you'll never prove otherwise, so why bother?

2 hours ago

1 score

Reason: None provided.

Let's flip this around.

Why do you believe the government actually gives a shit about 'taking guns' from conservatives, when conservatives have shown they will never, ever ever do fuck-all about anything?
Why have people believed for 23 years that 9/11 was staged by the government and yet literally all anyone who believes this pointless shit has just cried on the internet like a little fag?
If the government staged it to 'turk mah gurnz' why did they wait until AFTER Democrats lost control of congress? Absolutely no gun control came out of this. Like... did any one of you ever fucking ask this and actually come up with an answer? What, was it not in their FY11 budget?
If the kids didn't die, why has not a single one of you actually tried to find these kids? They're like, literally 20 years old or so at this point. Where are the kids? Where are they???
If this was such a heinous conspiracy why didn't even one single person ever try to sneak/break into the school while it was still standing (which it was for quite a while) to actually see if there was evidence of bulletholes/blood? In fact, why does this level of investigation never seem to happen for any conspiracy ever?
Why do so many conspiracy theorists actively lie about everything? Someone in here claimed "omg there were no ambulances". I literally found an aerial photo of a dozen of them lined up at the school from the day of the shooting.
Why is so much conspiracy material seemingly tailor-made to make specifically only right-wingers go completely out of their mind with paranoia?
Why is so much conspiracy material anonymously produced or sourced by 'nobody'?
Why do all the Qonspiracy Qultists literally believe that they themselves and their stupid LARP nonsense is above being questioned, and they only lash out in psycho anger when you ask them basic fucking questions like anything I wrote here?
What is the point of believing any conspiracy when you've never done shit about any of them, you never will, and there's genuinely 0.00% chance of any "justice" or "truth" for any of them? What is the difference between believing Vegas was shot up by the CIA just for fun, and believing the moon is made of cheese? Nobody cares and what you think will never matter, and you'll never prove otherwise, so why bother?

2 hours ago

1 score

Reason: Original

The government does not actually care about "TURK MAH GURNZ". They do not. The only reason Democrats go after guns is because they want to punish/take revenge/gloat by fucking up the lives of conservatives.
There's effectively zero fat retard conservadipshits with all their guns and all their ammo who will ever do anything against the government. Case in point, people believe that 9/11 was staged by the government. For 23 fucking years they've believed this. Let's pretend it's true - how is it that your own government murdered 3,000 Americans and you literally do nothing about it? You all have these guns, and what the fuck are you doing? You have never even shot a senator for it.
If the government staged it to 'turk mah gurnz' why did they wait until AFTER Democrats lost control of congress? Absolutely no gun control came out of this. Like... did any one of you ever fucking ask this and actually come up with an answer? What, was it not in their FY11 budget?
If the kids didn't die, why has not a single one of you actually tried to find these kids? They're like, literally 20 years old or so at this point. Where are the kids? Where are they???
If this was such a heinous conspiracy why didn't even one single person ever try to sneak/break into the school while it was still standing (which it was for quite a while) to actually see if there was evidence of bulletholes/blood? In fact, why does this level of investigation never seem to happen for any conspiracy ever?

2 hours ago

1 score