It won't be hard. Just make some donations or register for email lists on activist organizations, and include your cellphone number. Then make sure to answer anything marked "Likely Spam" that calls your phone. Also, be sure to visit website on your cellphone, the cellphone data will be mined by the website to get the phone number.
It's probably not super wise to do this, but it could be fun if you really want it.
You should probably find one person out of the group that you should just get super serious with:
"You know know I'm not a real Kamala supporter right? I'm only telling you to mark me down because I'm messing with you. I'm messing with you because I hade you. We hate you. Do you understand that hundreds of people are doing this? It's not co-ordinated or anything, we just hate you. We make fun of you. We tell each other stories about how desperate you are and we laugh at you. We want to ruin your work. Don't you understand that everything you're doing is futile? You're literally asking real supporters and real donors to give you money so you can call us and write down our lies. We're all lying to you, and then you give those lies to your boss. And then they lie to their boss because nobody wants to lose their job. But it's all hopeless because we're all lying. We're all lying. You know she'll lose and you're just waiting for the other shoe to drop while you take some poor old lady's donation and put it in your pocket... You know it didn't have to be this way, right? All you had to do was not start any foreign wars. All you had to do was leave us alone. I just wanted to grill. Don't call this a grave, it's the pit you chose."
The existential dread you give to them will probably cut them out of politics forever.
It won't be hard. Just make some donations or register for email lists on activist organizations, and include your cellphone number. Then make sure to answer anything marked "Likely Spam" that calls your phone. Also, be sure to visit website on your cellphone, the cellphone data will be mined by the website to get the phone number.
It's probably not super wise to do this, but it could be fun if you really want it.
You should probably find one person out of the group that you should just get super serious with:
"You know know I'm not a real Kamala supporter right? I'm only telling you to mark me down because I'm messing with you. I'm messing with you because I hade you. We hate you. Do you understand that hundreds of people are doing this? It's not co-ordinated or anything, we just hate you. We make fun of you. We tell each other stories about how desperate you are and we laugh at you. We want to ruin your work. Don't you understand that everything you're doing is futile? You're literally asking real supporters and real donors to give you money so you can call us and write down our lies. We're all lying to you, and then you give those lies to your boss. And then they lie to their boss because nobody wants to lose their job. But it's all hopeless because we're all lying. We're all lying. You know she'll lose and you're waiting for the other shoe to drop... You know it didn't have to be this way, right? All you had to do was not start any foreign wars. All you had to do was leave us alone. I just wanted to grill. Don't call this a grave, it's the pit you chose."
The existential dread you give to them will probably cut them out of politics forever.
It won't be hard. Just make some donations or register for email lists on activist organizations, and include your cellphone number. Then make sure to answer anything marked "Likely Spam" that calls your phone. Also, be sure to visit website on your cellphone, the cellphone data will be mined by the website to get the phone number.
It's probably not super wise to do this, but it could be fun if you really want it.
You should probably find one person out of the group that you should just get super serious with:
"You know know I'm not a real Kamala supporter right? I'm only telling you to mark me down because I'm messing with you. I'm messing with you because I hade you. We hate you. Do you understand that hundreds of people are doing this? It's not co-ordinated or anything, we just hate you. We make fun of you. We tell each other stories about how desperate you are and we laugh at you. Do you understand that we hate you all so much that ruining your job is fun to us? Don't you understand that everything you're doing is futile? You're literally asking true believers to give you money so you can call us and write down our lies. We're all lying to you, and then you give those lies to your boss. And then they lie to their boss because nobody wants to lose their job. But it's hopeless because we're all lying. We're all lying. You know she'll lose and you're waiting for the other shoe to drop... You know it didn't have to be this way, right? All you had to do was not start any foreign wars. All you had to do was leave us alone. I just wanted to grill. Don't call this a grave, it's the pit you chose."
The existential dread you give to them will probably cut them out of politics forever.