Now that you've established a criteria for being a wacko retard (young earth creationism), do a little informal poll of churches in your area to find out how many people are retarded wackos (according to you).

You can use the gallup poll format for consistency:

Which of the following statements comes closest to your views on the origin and development of human beings:

• human beings have developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life, but God guided this process,
• human beings have developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life, but God had no part in this process
• God created human beings pretty much in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years or so

Now that you've established a criteria for being a wacko retard (young earth creationism), do a little informal poll of churches in your area to find out how many people are retarded wackos.

You can use the gallup poll format for consistency:

Which of the following statements comes closest to your views on the origin and development of human beings:

• human beings have developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life, but God guided this process,
• human beings have developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life, but God had no part in this process
• God created human beings pretty much in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years or so

Now that you've established a criteria for being a wacko retard (young earth creationism), do a little informal poll of churches in your area to find out how many people are retarded wackos.