Even if you have enough money for a gold digging gook to stay loyal, your kids will grow to be one of two things:

A hot half-asian chick or Elliot. The Chad genes just don't carry and it's a pretty cruel thing to do. You're basically trusting your daughters to carry the torch.

Even if you have enough money for a gold digging gook, your kids will grow to be one of two things:

A hot half-asian chick or Elliot. The Chad genes just don't carry and it's a pretty cruel thing to do. You're basically trusting your daughters to carry the torch.

Even if you have enough money for a gold digging gook, your kids will grow to be one of two things:

A hot half-asian chick or Elliot. The Chad genes just don't carry. It's a pretty cruel thing to do. You're basically trusting your daughters to carry the torch.

Even if you have enough money for a gold digging gook, your kids will grow to be one of two things:

A hot half-asian chick or Elliot. The Chad genes just don't carry. It's a pretty cruel thing to do.