Send all feminists on a bamboo gathering trip to Akita-ken.

tl;dw: two cops there just got heavily injured by a bear while trying to transport the corpse they found of a missing man (who was missing because he'd been killed by a bear). 212 bear attacks and 6 deaths in Japan last year - which is a significant proportion of reported sightings overall, meaning that if you see a bear, you're in fucking danger - mostly in Akita, with experts suspecting that the bears are coming to see human meat itself as a food source. The whole forested region is sealed off while body-armoured police watch the treeline nervously.

I can't help but feel that we need some feminists to stride in there and prove to them all how much safer the local women would be among the bears, instead of the men. Defuse this hysterical anti-bear, pro-male propaganda.

Send all feminists on a bamboo gathering trip to Akita-ken.

tl;dw: two cops there just got heavily injured by a bear while trying to transport the corpse they found of a missing man (who was missing because he'd been killed by a bear). 212 bear attacks and 6 deaths in Japan last year, mostly in Akita, with experts suspecting that the bears are coming to see human meat itself as a food source. The whole forested region is sealed off while body-armoured police watch the treeline nervously.

I can't help but feel that we need some feminists to stride in there and prove to them all how much safer the local women would be among the bears, instead of the men. Defuse this hysterical anti-bear, pro-male propaganda.