Just give everyone who's been here at least 2-3 years mod powers

Brother, you needn't bother with such trifles. I've been lurking on this username since halfkia in 2014, with receipts. And even before that I'd been telling games journos they were pathetic hacks, online and in person, as a hobby of mine since at least 2010 before I created this silo'd username.

Let a true old guard become your benevolent military dictator and you can witness the crushing of trolls, shills and spambots with extreme prejudice for as long as a popularly voted, predetermined, term of service lasts, ending in mandatory de-modding. No ban shall exceed that temporary term of service as an added precaution.

I pledge to secure our borders with a zealousness you could only dream neocon grifters would do.

Just give everyone who's been here at least 2-3 years mod powers

Brother, you needn't both with such trifles. I've been lurking on this username since halfkia in 2014, with receipts. And even before that I'd been telling games journos they were pathetic hacks, online and in person, as a hobby of mine since at least 2010 before I created this silo'd username.

Let a true old guard become your benevolent military dictator and you can witness the crushing of trolls, shills and spambots with extreme prejudice for as long as a popularly voted, predetermined, term of service lasts, ending in mandatory de-modding. No ban shall exceed that temporary term of service as an added precaution.

I pledge to secure our borders with a zealousness you could only dream neocon grifters would do.