Men's actual standards in women:

• Don't be fat
• Enjoy having sex
• Don't be annoying

That's about it. Sadly, only 30% of women aren't fat. Most women seem to think men liking sex is an insult to the woman or something. And don't be annoying is probably the hardest thing for a woman to do. All she has to do is literally shut up but they just can't help themselves and when they learn the man finds them annoying they get insulted at that knowledge that they could possibly be annoying which makes them become even more annoying.

Men's actual standards in women:

• Don't be fat
• Enjoy having sex
• Don't be annoying

That's about it. Sadly, only 30% of women aren't fat. Most women seem to think men liking sex is an insult to the woman or something. And don't be annoying is probably the hardest thing for a woman to do. All she has to do is literally shut up but they just can't help themselves and when they learn the man finds them annoying they get insulted at that knowledge that they could possibly be annoying which makes them more annoying.

Men's actual standards in women:

• Don't be fat
• Enjoy having sex
• Don't be annoying

That's about it. Sadly, only 30% of women aren't fat. Most women seem to think men liking sex is an insult to the woman or something. And don't be annoying is probably the hardest thing for a woman to do. All she has to do is literally shut up but they just can't help themselves.

Men's actual standards in women:

• Don't be fat
• Enjoy having sex
• Don't be annoying

That's about it.

Men's actual standards in women:

• Don't be fat
• Enjoy having sex
• Don't annoy me

That's about it.

Men's actual standards in women:

• Don't be fat
• Enjoy having sex
• Don't nag me

That's about it.