I won't die because if I fail to convince a random normie in 5 minutes it's because they're not normies.

Edit: My pitch

Me: You watch CNN? Fox News?

Normie: I watch (channel name here)

Me: Are you aware they're just as agenda based as (other channel name here)

Normie: Yeah, of course, duh!

if they say "no I don't believe that"

Me: Think about it for a second.

one second later:

Normie: Yeah, of course, derp!

I won't die because if I fail to convince a random normie in 5 minutes it's because they're not normies.