I’ve met only a small number of actual, committed lesbians in my life, and you can usually tell the difference between them and the other ones within one conversation…

Quite literally, there’s just… A huge difference. And generally the “real lesbians” were much more chill, because they weren’t pretending to be something they were not, and (mostly) didn’t feel the need to bash me over the head with the ideology of it all…

The political lesbians, though? Or even the political bisexuals (who pretend to like women, but also exclusively date men, par exemplar)..? Those were by far the worst. So fucking annoying. And almost always <25, too…

I’ve met only a small number of actual, committed lesbians in my life, and you can usually tell the difference between them and the other ones within one conversation…

Quite literally, there’s just… A huge difference. And generally the “real lesbians” were much more chill, because they weren’t pretending to be something they were not, and (mostly) didn’t feel the need to bash me over the head with the ideology of it all…

The political lesbians, though? Or even the political bisexuals (who pretend to like women, but also exclusively date men, par exemplar)..? Those were by far the worst. So fucking annoying. And almost always >25, too…