We enchanted our International Goystump Golem Dice to always fall in our favor. But the foreskin blood-magic we sprinkled on them was too strong by mistake.

Now, what was supposed to be only a veneer of impartiality to sneak them right under goyische noses has seeped deeper down and imbued them with actual fairness and equanimity >:o[

Oy FUCKING GEVALT! Hoisted on our very own petard just like that MESHUGGAH HAMAN! How could we have seen this coming?

We enchanted our International Goystump Golem Dice to always fall in our favor. But the foreskin blood-magic we sprinkled on them was too strong by mistake.

Now, what was supposed to be only a veneer of impartiality to sneak them right under goyische noses has seeped deeper down and imbued them with actual fairness and equanimity >:o[

Oy FUCKING GEVALT! Hoisted on our petard just like that MESHUGGAH HAMAN! How could we have seen this coming?