That was the defense?! They're seriously doing the "sexual emergency" thing again?

Real World Judge: "You're admitting you had a burning, uncontrollable rage directed at Germany for not doing enough to help you - and you released that pent up anger by raping an innocent child? Holy shit, you're a monster. The execution is scheduled for tomorrow at noon."

Clown World Judge: "What a compelling argument. I'm in tears. You're free to go."

Anyone could be forgiven for thinking we're in the end of days after reading shit like this.

(On an unrelated note, the Hamburger Morgenpost sounds even faker than the Limerick Post)

That was the defense?! They're seriously doing the "sexual emergency" thing again?

Real World Judge: "You're admitting you had a burning, uncontrollable rage directed at Germany for not doing enough to help you - and you released that pent up anger by raping an innocent child? Holy shit, you're a monster. The execution is scheduled for tomorrow at noon."

Clown World Judge: "What a compelling argument. I'm in tears. You're free to go."

Anyone could be forgiven for thinking we're in the end of days after reading shit like this.