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lul, Elagabalus was a shitty teen with something like 5 wives and 3 husbands, he has checked every box of the "how to make your subjects loathe you" including being a total vainglorious incompetent, being as cruel as Caracalla but with no combat skills, and trying to impose top-down a new religion upon Romans, in short, an antediluvian wokie.

he was installed into power by a conjures of women of the Severan dynasty. as at that point too many men of the dynasty died due to civil conflicts, assassination, and war. this is the period of history when the old saying "Rome governs the empire and the women govern Rome" came from.

after it was assassinated, again the same women made another conjures and installed into power Alexander Severan, another teen puppet.

which history note describes as the polar opposite of Elagabalus, a well-versed and fair emperor, this emperor wanted to resolve the problem against the barbarians by paying them tributes, aka paying the barbarians with stuff so they would refrain from invading the empire. and subsequently cut the pay of the army which was indeed excessive.

when the legionnaires got to know his plan they assassinated him and elected by acclamation Maximinus the Thrax, or in Italian Massimimino il trace, literally: little max the thrax.

little max was a 2.48m (8.13ft) tall chud that was so chud he did not even go to Rome for the coronation ceremony, he was too busy mowing barbarians.

he was the first of many "barrack emperors" of the period known as military anarchy, which lasted 100 years and ensured the fall of the empire afterward.

so let's resume: the trannies choose as their mascotte emperor a wokie, a degenerate, placed into power as a puppet by the establishment, full of women, during the waning phase of a great empire, these choices were instrumental to enact the unstoppable fall, and the guys who were actually fighting to protect the empire got so disgusted by this state of affair it literally ended up giving power to the chuds.

mmm...what extraordinary fucking coincidincie.

223 a.c.- ridicvlvs mvndii -§- 2023 a.c. - clown world.

2000 years of circus

217 days ago
2 score
Reason: None provided.

lul, Elagabalus was a shitty teen with something like 5 wives and 3 husbands, he has checked every box of the "how to make your subjects loathe you" including being a total vainglorious incompetent, being as cruel as Caracalla but with no combat skills, and trying to impose top-down a new religion upon Romans, in short, an antediluvian wokie.

he was installed into power by a conjures of women of the Severan dynasty. as at that point too many men of the dynasty died due to civil conflicts, assassination, and war. this is the period of history when the old saying "Rome governs the empire and the women govern Rome" came from.

after it was assassinated, again the same women made another conjures and installed into power Alexander Severan, another teen puppet.

which history note describes as the polar opposite of Elagabalus, a well-versed and fair emperor, this emperor wanted to resolve the problem against the barbarians by paying them tributes, aka paying the barbarians with stuff so they would refrain from invading the empire. and subsequently cut the pay of the army which was indeed excessive.

when the legionnaires got to know his plan they assassinated him and elected by acclamation Maximinus the Thrax, or in Italian Massimimino il trace, literally: little max the thrax.

little max was a 2.48m (8.13ft) tall chud that was so chud he did not even go to Rome for the coronation ceremony, he was too busy mowing barbarians.

he was the first of many "barrack emperors" of the period known as military anarchy, which lasted 100 years and ensured the fall of the empire afterward.

so let's resume: the trannies choose as their mascotte emperor a wokie, a degenerate, placed into power as a puppet by the establishment, full of women, during the waning phase of a great empire, these choices were instrumental to enact the unstoppable fall, and the guys who were actually fighting to protect the empire got so disgusted by this state of affair it literally ended up giving power to the chuds.

mmm...what extraordinary fucking coincidincie.

223 a.c.- ridiculus mundii -§- 2023 a.c. - clown world.

2000 years of circus

217 days ago
2 score
Reason: Original

lul, Elagabalus was a shitty teen with something like 5 wives and 3 husbands, he has checked every box of the "how to make your subjects loathe you" including being a total vainglorious incompetent, being as cruel as Caracalla but with no combat skills, and trying to impose top-down a new religion upon Romans, in short, an antediluvian wokie.

he was installed into power by a conjures of women of the Severan dynasty. as at that point too many men of the dynasty died due to civil conflicts, assassination, and war. this is the period of history when the old saying "Rome governs the empire and the women govern Rome" came from.

after it was assassinated, again the same women made another conjures and installed into power Alexander Severan, another teen puppet.

which history note describes as the polar opposite of Elagabalus, a well-versed and fair emperor, this emperor wanted to resolve the problem against the barbarians by paying them tributes, aka paying the barbarians with stuff so they would refrain from invading the empire. and subsequently cut the pay of the army which was indeed excessive.

when the legionnaires got to know his plan they assassinated him and elected by acclamation Maximinus the Thrax, or in Italian Massimimino il trace, literally: little max the thrax.

little max was a 2.48m (8.13ft) tall chud that was so chud he did not even go to Rome for the coronation ceremony, he was too busy mowing barbarians.

he was the first of many "barrack emperors" of the period known as military anarchy, which lasted 100 years and ensured the fall of the empire afterward.

so let's resume: the trannies choose as their mascotte emperor a wokie, a degenerate, placed into power as puppet by the establishment, full of women, and the guys who were actually fighting to protect the empire got so disgusted by this state of affair it literally ended up giving power to the chuds.

mmm... 223 a.c.- ridiculus mundii -§- 2023 a.c. - clown world.

2000 years of circus

217 days ago
1 score