Ah right, I forget that your kind do not understand how photosynthesis works. I will explain, for the benefit of science, of course.
See, in the atmosphere, there's a molecule called carbon dioxide. One carbon atom, two oxygen atoms. Much like the dihydrogen monoxide prank in the late 90s, the normalfags have convinced themselves that carbon dioxide is EVIL and HAS to be eradicated. Facts dont matter - only that their corporate owners have riled them up into a frenzy.
However, this simple molecule is key to photosynthesis - a life-sustaining chemical reaction by which atmospheric oxygen is produced. Without carbon in the atmosphere, all photosynthesis-dependent life forms die out. That means a great majority of living creatures on earth are next. Unfortunately, that lardbucket calling herself 'mother nature' isn't aware of this either, as expected of a corporate-funded tub of fat given a soapbox.
Of course most people are against the total destruction of the planet's biosphere. Why is that a surprise? Now, your task is simple; try to go on without oxygen, a byproduct of photosynthesis for as long as possible. Why I want you to report results is simple; I want everyone to see the effects of anoxia and suffocation.
Please begin the experiment, and report your progress - minute by minute, preferably. Thank you.
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Ah right, I forget that your kind do not understand how photosynthesis works. I will explain, for the benefit of science, of course.
See, in the atmosphere, there's a molecule called carbon dioxide. One carbon atom, two oxygen atoms. Much like the dihydrogen monoxide prank in the late 90s, the normalfags have convinced themselves that carbon dioxide is EVIL and HAS to be eradicated. Facts dont matter - only that their corporate owners have riled them up into a frenzy.
However, this simple molecule is key to photosynthesis - a life-sustaining chemical reaction by which atmospheric oxygen is produced. Without carbon in the atmosphere, all photosynthesis-dependent life forms die out. That means a great majority of living creatures on earth are next. Unfortunately, that lardbucket calling herself 'mother nature' isn't aware of this either, as expected of a corporate-funded tub of fat given a soapbox.
Of course most people are against the total destruction of the planet's biosphere. Why is that a surprise? Now, your task is simple; try to go on without oxygen, a byproduct of photosynthesis for as long as possible. Why I want you to report results is simple; I want everyone to see the effects of anoxia.
Please begin the experiment, and report your progress - minute by minute, preferably. Thank you.
Ah right, I forget that your kind do not understand how photosynthesis works. I will explain, for the benefit of science, of course.
See, in the atmosphere, there's a molecule called carbon dioxide. One carbon atom, two oxygen atoms. Much like the dihydrogen monoxide prank in the late 90s, the normalfags have convinced themselves that carbon dioxide is EVIL and HAS to be eradicated. Facts dont matter - only that their corporate owners have riled them up into a frenzy.
However, this simple molecule is key to photosynthesis - a life-sustaining chemical reaction by which atmospheric oxygen is produced. Without carbon in the atmosphere, all photosynthesis-dependent life forms die out. That means a great majority of living creatures on earth are next. Unfortunately, that lardbucket calling herself 'mother nature' isn't aware of this either, being a wretched caricature of nature.
Of course most people are against the total destruction of the planet's biosphere. Why is that a surprise? Now, your task is simple; try to go on without oxygen, a byproduct of photosynthesis for as long as possible. Why I want you to report results is simple; I want everyone to see the effects of anoxia.
Please begin the experiment, and report your progress - minute by minute, preferably. Thank you.