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Talked to a girl with a nice booty at work and thought there could be something there. Things were lukewarm until I recruited her into a mobile game (she loves those) and then it really took off. At some point I talked her into a park date and we had a great time, which led to more dates and hanging around her house.

Turns out she's a hardcore leftist who posted about shooting conservatives as soon as Trump got into the White House but still was into me after she found out I was a Christian who loved Trump. Then she started talking about marriage a few weeks into the relationship. Broke up with her after she needed "more time to herself" and found out from her former best friend that she literally summoned a demon in her bedroom. Wrong thread I guess.

Some things I picked up on:

  • If you aren't making progress with your crush, find the thing that really gets them going and engage them with that. The difference was like night and day.
  • Some deranged liberal maniacs are sort of genuine people under that.
  • Left wing women still like masculinity, especially if you temper it and don't take yourself too seriously
  • Don't have sex before marriage. She basically offered me everything but thankfully I stayed strong because it made the breakup much more amicable and reasonable and it saved me from spending the night in a haunted house.
  • Don't make friends with demons. No joke, DO NOT invite the occult into your life because it sticks around.
1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Talked to a girl with a nice booty at work and thought there could be something there. Things were lukewarm until I recruited her into a mobile game (she loves those) and then it really took off. At some point I talked her into a park date and we had a great time, which led to more dates and hanging around her house.

Turns out she's a hardcore leftist who posted about shooting conservatives as soon as Trump got into the White House but still was into me after she found out I was a Christian who loved Trump. Then she started talking about marriage a few weeks into the relationship. Broke up with her after she needed "more time to herself" and found out from her former best friend that she literally summoned a demon in her bedroom. Wrong thread I guess.

Some things I picked up on:

  • If you aren't making progress with your crush, find the thing that really gets them going and engage them with that. The difference was like night and day.
  • Some deranged liberal maniacs are sort of genuine people under that.
  • Left wing women still like masculinity, especially if you temper it and don't take yourself too seriously
  • Don't have sex before marriage. She basically offered me everything but thankfully I didn't partake because it made the breakup much more amicable and reasonable and it saved me from spending the night in a haunted house.
  • Don't make friends with demons. No joke, DO NOT invite the occult into your life because it sticks around.
1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Talked to a girl with a nice booty at work and thought there could be something there. Things were lukewarm until I recruited her into a mobile game (she loves those) and then it really took off. At some point I talked her into a park date and we had a great time, which led to more dates and hanging around her house.

Turns out she's a hardcore leftist who posted about shooting conservatives as soon as Trump got into the White House but still was into me after she found out I was a Christian who loved Trump. Then she started talking about marriage a few weeks into the relationship. Broke up with her after she needed "more time to herself" and found out from her former best friend that she literally summoned a demon in her bedroom. Wrong thread I guess.

Some things I picked up on:

  • If you aren't making progress with your crush, find the thing that really gets them going and engage them with that. The difference was like night and day.
  • Some deranged liberal maniacs are sort of genuine people under that.
  • Left wing women still like masculinity, especially if you temper it and don't take yourself too seriously
  • Don't have sex before marriage. She basically offered me everything but thankfully I didn't partake because it made the breakup much more amicable and reasonable and it saved me from spending the night in a haunted house.
  • Don't make friends with demons.
1 year ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Talked to a girl with a nice booty at work and thought there could be something there. Things were lukewarm until I recruited her into a mobile game (she loves those) and then it really took off. At some point I talked her into a park date and we had a great time, which led to more dates and hanging around her house.

Turns out she's a hardcore leftist who posted about shooting conservatives as soon as Trump got into the White House but still was into me after she found out I was a Christian who loved Trump. Then she started talking about marriage a few weeks into the relationship. Broke up with her after she needed "more time to herself" and found out from her former best friend that she literally summoned a demon in her bedroom. Wrong thread I guess.

Some things I picked up on:

  • If you aren't making progress with your crush, find the thing that really gets them going and engage them with that. The difference was like night and day.
  • Liberals are screwed up but some of them are sort of genuine people under that.
  • Left wing women still like masculinity, especially if you temper it and don't take yourself too seriously
  • Don't have sex before marriage. She basically offered me everything but thankfully I didn't partake because it made the breakup much more amicable and reasonable and it saved me from spending the night in a haunted house.
  • Don't make friends with demons.
1 year ago
1 score