In the spirit of the collapse of the United States, I'm going to recommend only bad movies.

Deep Blue Sea. It's a narrative disaster, the premise is Faucian and the effects are so so. But it's hilarious to watch L L Cool J act his absolute ass off trying to save that movie and by association his attempt to break into acting. Shame because he's actually not bad in the film. Bonus points for what I suspect is the first appearance of Stellan Skarsgard since Hunt For Red October, a movie I highly recommend to anyone who doesn't enjoy laughing at garbage as much as I do.

Similarly, Godzilla, 1998. It's an awful movie that loses track of how big the monster is in every single shot, and on top of that it has at least two endings back to back so it's about half an hour longer than it needs to be. If the Lion King is the movie that got Matthew Broderick back into the business(you know, after killing all those people), this is the movie that got him kicked out again. Bonus points for having half the cast of the Simpsons as side characters, and they're the only people even trying to act the whole time. The female lead actress is either drunk or high in every scene and I'm pretty sure the movie killed any career she might have had.

And lastly, the best bad movie of all, Super Mario Brothers. No introduction needed here, this movie is a well known trainwreck. Bob Hoskins was reportedly drunk every waking moment of filming this disaster and it still stands to this day as a shining example of why you don't give popular IPs to people who weren't already fans.

In the spirit of the collapse of the United States, I'm going to recommend only bad movies.

Deep Blue Sea. It's a narrative disaster, the premise is Faucian and the effects are so so. But it's hilarious to watch L L Cool J act his absolute ass off trying to save that movie and by association his attempt to break into acting. Shame because he's actually not bad in the film. Bonus points for what I suspect is the first appearance of Stellan Skarsgard since Hunt For Red October, a movie I highly recommend to anyone who doesn't enjoy laughing at garbage as much as I do.

Similarly, Godzilla, 1998. It's an awful movie that loses track of how big the monster is in every single shot, and on top of that it has at least two endings back to back so it's about half an hour longer than it needs to be. If the Lion King is the movie that got Matthew Broderick back into the business(you know, after killing all those people), this is movie that got him kicked out again. Bonus points for having half the cast of the Simpsons as side characters, and they're the only people even trying to act the whole time. The female lead actress is either drunk or high in every scene and I'm pretty sure the movie killed any career she might have had.

And lastly, the best bad movie of all, Super Mario Brothers. No introduction needed here, this movie is a well known trainwreck. Bob Hoskins was reportedly drunk every waking moment of filming this disaster and it still stands to this day as a shining example of why you don't give popular IPs to people who weren't already fans.

In the spirit of the collapse of the United States, I'm going to recommend only bad movies.

Deep Blue Sea. It's a narrative disaster, the premise is Faucian and the effects are so so. But it's hilarious to watch L L Cool J act his absolute ass off trying to save that movie and by association his attempt to break into acting. Shame because he's actually not bad in the film. Bonus points for what I suspect is the first appearance of Stellan Skarsgard since Hunt For Red October, a movie I highly recommend to anyone who doesn't enjoy laughing at garbage as much as I do.

Similarly, Godzilla, 1994. It's an awful movie that loses track of how big the monster is in every single shot, and on top of that it has at least two endings back to back so it's about half an hour longer than it needs to be. If the Lion King is the movie that got Matthew Broderick back into the business(you know, after killing all those people), this is movie that got him kicked out again. Bonus points for having half the cast of the Simpsons as side characters, and they're the only people even trying to act the whole time. The female lead actress is either drunk or high in every scene and I'm pretty sure the movie killed any career she might have had.

And lastly, the best bad movie of all, Super Mario Brothers. No introduction needed here, this movie is a well known trainwreck. Bob Hoskins was reportedly drunk every waking moment of filming this disaster and it still stands to this day as a shining example of why you don't give popular IPs to people who weren't already fans.