As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and the adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point I am of the earnest belief that you are not a red-blooded American. Virtually all of these companies donned the LGBTWTFBBQ flag the exact moment it became convenient - in fact, this product literally saps your testosterone and gives you tits, why is everyone in such shock?

If you're not drinking what tastes like fucking engine cleaner and saying "dzien dobry!" to that weird ubiquitous radio voice guy who is in all the stores but also dubs all of the TV shows over in Poland, you aren't ready for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and the adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point I am of the earnest belief that you are not a red-blooded American. Virtually all of these companies donned the LGBTWTFBBQ flag the exact moment it became convenient - in fact, this product literally saps your testosterone and gives you tits, why is everyone in such shock?

If you're not drinking what tastes like fucking engine cleaner and saying "dzien dobry!" to that ubiquitous radio voice guy who is in all the stores but also dubs all of the TV shows over in Poland, you aren't ready for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and the adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point I am of the earnest belief that you are not a red-blooded American. Virtually all of these companies donned the LGBTWTFBBQ flag the exact moment it became convenient - in fact, this product literally saps your testosterone and gives you tits, why is everyone in such shock?

If you're not saying "dzien dobry!" to that ubiquitous radio voice guy who is in all the stores but also dubs all of the TV shows over in Poland, you aren't ready for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and the adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point I am of the earnest belief that you are not a red-blooded American. Half these companies donned the LGBTWTFBBQ flag the exact moment it became convenient - in fact, this product literally saps your testosterone and gives you tits, why is everyone in such shock?

If you're not saying "dzien dobry!" to that ubiquitous radio voice guy who is in all the stores but also dubs all of the TV shows over in Poland, you aren't ready for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and the adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point I am of the earnest belief that you are not a red-blooded American. Half these companies donned the LGBTWTFBBQ flag - in fact, this product literally saps your testosterone and gives you tits, why is everyone in such shock?

If you're not saying "dzien dobry!" to that ubiquitous radio voice guy who is in all the stores but also dubs all of the TV shows over in Poland, you aren't ready for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and the adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point I am of the earnest belief that you are not a red-blooded American. Half these companies donned the LGBTWTFBBQ flag and I don't think it's going to stop there.

If you're not saying "dzien dobry!" to that ubiquitous radio voice guy who is in all the stores but also dubs all of the TV shows over in Poland, you aren't ready for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and the adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point I am of the earnest belief that you are not a red-blooded American.

If you're not saying "dzien dobry!" to that ubiquitous radio voice guy who is in all the stores but also dubs all of the TV shows over in Poland, you aren't ready for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and the adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point I am of the earnest belief that you are not a red-blooded American.

If you're not saying "dzien dobry!" to that ubiquitous radio voice guy who is in all the stores but also dubs all of the TV shows over there, you aren't ready for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and the adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point you are not a red-blooded American.

If you're not saying "dzien dobry!" to that ubiquitous radio voice guy who is in all the stores but also dubs all of the TV shows over there, you aren't ready for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and the adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point you are not a red-blooded American.

If you're not saying "dzien dobry!" to that ubiquitous radio voice guy who also dubs all of the TV shows over there, you aren't ready for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point you are not a red-blooded American.

If you're not saying "dzien dobry!" to that ubiquitous radio voice guy who also dubs all of the TV shows over there, you aren't ready for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point you are not a red-blooded American.

If you're not saying "dzien dobry!" that ubiquitous radio voice guy who also dubs all of the TV shows over there, you aren't ready for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and adjacent politics surrounding them, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point you are not a red-blooded American.

If you're not saying "dzien dobry!" that ubiquitous radio voice guy who also dubs all of the TV shows over there, you aren't ready for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and adjacent politics surrounding them, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point you are not a red-blooded American.

If you're not saying "dzien dobry!" that ubiquitous radio voice guy who also dubs all of the TV shows over there, you aren't in the right mindset for what happens next.

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and adjacent politics surrounding them, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point you are not a red-blooded American.

If you're not hearing that ubiquitous radio voice guy who also dubs all of the TV shows over there, you aren't in the right mindset for what happens next.